Here’s some UK TV personality on the beach with her fit fuckin’ body in a bikini grabbing at her friends ass. Unfortunately with a name like Pinkham, I can’t look at her in a good way. Shit’s vile sounding and reminds me of 2 fat chicks going at each other’s pussies like they skipped a meal and are starving to death.I am surprised that he censors allow that shit on TV or that she hasn’t changed her shit to something a little nicer to the ear like “Pinkslit” or “Pinkpie” or “Pinkclam”, but ham…that shit’s not even good on Easter dinner or on a sandwich on a hot summer afternoon at the trailer park after wrestling the big ol’ pig in the backyard before killing him and eating him to feel like the boss in those parts.

The name takes away from the pussy definition you can make out while she waterskis like some kind of clown, kinda like the time I pulled down a girl’s underwear to go down on her and she had skid marks in her underwear. It didn’t stop me but it also smelled like shit. It’s actually not really the same thing at all but I am feeling hungover and I’ve done too many posts today.

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