Sophie Monk’s Got No Bra and Hard Nipples of the Day
I think posting Sophie Monk is my way of rubbing shit in Benjo Madden’s face because I think she’s hot and he’s onto some sewage treatment plant of a vagina that he found in Paris Hilton. I know the whole expression we used to drop back in the day that even Cindy Crawford’s husband gets bored of her and seeks new vagina, back when Cindy Crawford was the hottest model out there, but I still think going from this to Paris is some kind of twisted shit. I guess Paris is more experienced sexually, and that sometimes means that bitch is better in bed and can do things to him that a regular unslutty chick can’t, but I know that every slut that I’ve ever got with has been pretty shitty in bed and the reason they are sluts in the first place. Pretty much no guy ever stuck around with them long enough for them to really experiment and there sex may be with many people, but it’s been bad sex with many people. Where as a girl who just gets out of a long term relationship is all about licking your asshole and letting you fuck her without a condom because that’s all she really knows.
I guess what it all comes down to is that that best sex Madden has ever had was when he was in the womb suckin off his twin brother that they caught on ultrasound, and for him his life will be a constant journey to find that innocent first love again…..and unfortunately for him he’s lookin’ in all the wrong places, but at least he can get a cheesy mall tattoo to commemorate the journey.
Here’s Sophie Monk with no bra and hard nipples you perverts…
April 9th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
small coney ano tits
April 9th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
She’s got no bra, hard nipples…and gonnorhea. /hates ugly skank
April 11th, 2008 at 3:18 am
Hey drgirlfri3nd if you think she’s ugly, then you should see me. I’d nail that bitch any day of the week. In fact I might just settle in now for a nice wank over her titties…..pass the tissues please Mom.
April 16th, 2008 at 10:11 am
LOL @ Cunty Cuntall.
Man I’d tap that Aussie ass all week. Would put my tongue in her asshole too, while she tickles my balls and fingers my asshole.
Jizz all over those perky tits.