Tori Spelling Pregnant Bikini Pictures of the Day
Tori Spelling is disgusting so it’s not surprising that she’s celebrating that she’s been knocked up by running around in a bikini. It’s her way of letting us all know that some dude was willing to get up in that and that we’ve missed our window because she’s a taken women. It’s her big fuck you to everyone who ever slept with her but insisted on using a condom so that they never have to be stuck to answering to her for the rest of the kid’s life and like all pregnant girls who pull themselves away from the toilet long enough to do some kind of photoshoot, she’s showing off the battle wounds of sex, that are just going to get worse when the baby pops out of her leaving her with even less sex appeal than she had before this whole mess. Pregnancy is only a beautiful thing to the girls who are pregnant because all their friends tell them how beautiful they look while under their breath are thankful it’s not them. Not to mention, they only hang with a pregnant chicks to make themselves more appealing. It’s like how chicks hang with ugly girls to make themselves look hotter because standing next to a knocked up bitch makes any girl look skinny and desirable, because only really desperate assholes with sick festishes are horny enough to hustle a pregnant chick, so hanging with a pregnant chick is also a filter because that is the kind of guy no girl wants to mistakenly have a one night stand with unless of course she’s pregnant and wants to be naughty for a night, because it’s pretty clear that they already put out.
Here’s Tori in her bikini….
April 10th, 2008 at 12:15 am
She looks like she’s six months along, so she’ll have another 4 - 6 to go as the average gestation period for a horse is 10 - 12 months.
April 10th, 2008 at 6:08 am
Why does her stomach look like buttocks?
They’re saying her husband took these shots. Mr. gold-digger.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:03 am
C’mon nobody needs to see this! Not this early in the morning!
April 10th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
GOD DAMN! thats is all kinds of sexy!
April 10th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
She really is the hottest example of bad parental genes ever.
April 12th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Eww anyone else notice the 12 inch hairs on her thighs? she really is very fugly!
April 12th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
hey stupid, the gestation of a horse is not 10 -12 mos. its 11 months period.
April 13th, 2008 at 12:26 am
THE DUDE THAT MARRIED HER MUST BE PISSED THAT SHE FELL OUT OF DADDY’S GOOD GRACES AND GOT NOTHING IN HIS WILL. SOMETIMES YOU EAT THE BEAR SOMETIMES THE BEAR EATS YOU. IF I WAS HIM I’D TRY TO GET LASIC SURGERY TO MAKE MY VISION FUZZY.
April 13th, 2008 at 1:47 am
Her husband should have shown some kind of social responsibility and not gotten her pregnant. I mean, he isn’t ugly, but she is like major fugly and what if this little primate comes out looking like her? That’s one more eye sore we are going to have to avoid seeing. Correcting this child will give a whole new meaning to spanking the monkey.
April 13th, 2008 at 11:23 am
How can a horse be pregnant and have its period? Vet, you are dumb.
April 13th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
PUKE
This is worse than the fat chick on Girls Gone Wild.
Tori Spelling is a ugly looking skank to begin with. Worse when she’s pregnant and wearing any kind of two piece. Somebody get Roseanne or Rosie Odonell!
Seriously though, she should count her blessings that her father created her “career,” and computer imaging helped her looks because she has neither talent, nor looks.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:34 am
the one thing i wish for in my life is that this child was mine. i find her incredibly sexy and i would give anything to wake up next to her in the morning. me likey tori
April 16th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
I am really not an expert but I would say by the look that her intestines seems pretty full … she has taken constipation to an other level there … that’s unhealthy!
May 20th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Tori Spelling does look like a horse, but has anyone ever seen pictures of her ass?! It is spectacular. I often wonder why god wasted such a perfect ass on her.