Joanie Cunningham’s Faking an Orgasm on the School Bus of the Day
Joanie Cunningham is some Happy Days cast member who I have never heard of because I wasn’t allowed to watch Happy Days growin’ up and I never had access to the reruns. I have however tried to seduce Henry WInkler’s daughter over facebook, but bitch pretty much told me to fuck off. I guess none of that matters, what does matter is that I am all too familiar with the fake orgasm since I got no skills in the bedroom and every once in a while girls I got with were motivated enough to pretend they were enjoying themselves enough to actually cum for me but I feel like it was just a trick to make me think I satisfied them and intern cum myself so that I can get the fuck off them, but truth be told, those girls were few and far between but I guess that’s only because GHB, Roofies and a alcohol poisoning puts a damper on a girl’s performing skills and kinda makes them a dead fish in bed, which never stopped me considering it was kinda like reaping the rewards of my hard work and risk taking, especially when the police asked me why I was dragging a slut out of a club by her hair and I had to be quick on my feet and come up with a good excuse, and by reaping the rewards I mean raping the rewards, but those are all just technicalities and I still got laid in the end so who cares how I made it happen.
Either way, I guess a school bus is a wild place even for washed up lesbian, man lookin’ bitches to pull off some dirty shit that makes me uncomfortable to watch but I have a thing for school buses because that’s the first place I got a girl to show me her tits, to let me finger her and to put her hand on my dick. Needless to say, I didn’t keep the job as the bus driver for too long.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
What can you say?
April 10th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
This reminds me of the time my Aunt took too much ecstacy and showed up for Christmas dinner. She drank two bottles of rasberry wine told the story of the time she was in high school and fucked the whole football team in one night and in the process of telling the story, she dropped her cigarette and set the table cloth on fire. Watching this video is like I’m there all over again
April 10th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
I’m sorry to see Joanie became a Crack Whore.
April 10th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
hey Jesus, jusr remember next time you use GHB, make sure you bring some KY. its easier that way.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Why does she remind me of Steve-O??????
April 11th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Damn, she looks just like her mom from Happy Days