Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures of the Day
I was trying to start up a paparazzi agency this morning and realized that I could never pull it off. I’ve been to LA before and when there I never ran into any celebrities on the street and I didn’t see any paparazzi, nipple slips, upskirts or bikini pictures either. I figure that the only way these fuckers land pictures of the celebrity is because they are hired by the celebrity take them and since I am pretty much a nobody, there’s no way I’ll be getting calls from publicists to show up at celebrity backyards with photo equipment that I use to make look like I was hiding in the hedge to snap off the pics of them smoking in their bikinis or cuddling up to another celebrity in some staged bullshit that they want to make look as real as possible so that people start talking about them in a positive light again.
I could be wrong but that’s the only explanation I have for Mischa’s dumpy body lookin’ a whole lot less dumpy and her chillin’ on the beach in a bikini that was just happened to be caught by a photographer looks more posed than my family portrait we got done at Sears in 1995 and that hangs proudly over the hole in the wall that would have been a fireplace if my shitty apartment wasn’t a crack den.
Get a bitch in a bikini and it’ll make us all forget about her negative press because we are fuckin’ cavemen and the smell of a half naked bitch makes us forget how fuckin’ useless she is.
To prove my point that this shit’s been lit, photoshopped and taken at a better than good angle, I’m talking miracle angle that I need to have any pictures of me taken from to make me look less like a homeless person who’s been dumpster diving outside McDonald’s the last 15 years for 18 hours a day scraping up the equivalet of 30 Big Macs a day and more like some good lookin’ male model that I feel I am on the inside, look at these pics of her fat fuckin’ ass and cellulite from the other day HERE .
April 10th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Those arent staged i bet she sits around the beach alone with a towel and a book which shes reading sitting up on her knees all the time asshole.
April 10th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
I should be so lucky to find a girl this hot, my last girlfriend’s thighs was so big that they rubbed together when she walked and made a chaffing brown spot on the inside of them and her gut hung over her cunt and I could only fuck her when she was on her hands and knees but damn that girl sure cook one hell of a beef stew.
April 10th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
LOL thats one true to life commentary right there….that explanation and these pictures, i wonder how many other celebs like this poor excuse for a LiLo wannabe DO have people on their payroll SPECIFICALLY to tip off paparazzi as to where they will be…
fucking sad.
April 10th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
I’m sorry, but what is wrong with her body? I can’t find anything wrong with it, I think she’s gorgeous. Her hair looks great, nice flat stomach, thin legs…
She looks great, this is what a body should look like. She’s healthy and happy.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:53 am
Jaclyn - she called the paps & staged these shots. Other sites already confirmed this.
Mischa’s trying to undo the negative press/photos of the past 6+ months –beginning w/her DUI arrest.
Yes she gussied herself up bigtime w/some photoshop, and it paid off …
Best shots of her in months.
July 18th, 2008 at 10:39 am
she can sit on my face anytime she wants