Roseanne Barr Talks About Her Vagina Surgery of the Day
So I’ve been posting these pretty disgusting clips of Whoopi Goldberg talking about menopause and how it makes her panties wet, which was surprising because the thought of Whoopi in panties makes me sick to my stomach but the thought of her in a pair of wet panties makes shit all okay because as long as a pussy is wet, I’ve got no choice but to try to stick things in it. There’s nothing less attractive than sticking your hand down a sleeping girl’s underwear to find nothing but a cold dry pussy because it makes sticking things in pretty hard and since the fucking thing is unwilling.
Anyway, Roseanne was on Craig Ferguson’s show that I am shocked actually is still on the air and she makes some vagina surgery jokes. I always just assumed that since Roseanne is fat, her massive vagina would be buried and not meaty, so I can only assume this is a joke, but if it isn’t and she’s serious about wanting to use her disgusting empty donut box, I probably wouldn’t say no. That’s not saying much about me, but it’s saying something and that something is that I am a fucking sick person.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
I’ll bet vagina rejuvination is a fancy word for having it stiched back up to a normal size opening from the reamed out cooch that’d been stretched out by circus midgets heads that she’d had before , so now she won’t have to worry that if someone does fuck her they don’t get sucked in and end up on unsolved mysteries because they’re never heard from again.
April 10th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
u know, i always found her to be funny, not TOO funny, but not unfunny.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Tom Arnold is a hell of a funny guy, but I seriously doubt that his cock is the size of a circus midget’s head.