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Kristin Cavallari’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

Not only is Kristin Cavallari useless, but so is her ass, and here it is in a pair of jeans. One of entertainment’s big mysteries is that people actually watch The Hills. I have been forced to watch a few clips of the shit and seeing the scripted bullshit and horrible acting, confuses me. I just don’t understand the appeal. I also don’t understand how shit got on the air in the first place, let alone becoming a success. It’s one of those shows that makes me want to kill myself because it’s popularity makes me realize just how doomed our world is. I know that may sound a little dramatic like I’m some kind of Liza Minnelli dancing around on stage, making a big deal out of nothing, but the truth is that making celebrities out of people who are shit and pimping out shows that are shit and seeing it work despite being shit makes me think the majority of the world is shit and there’s no hope for me despite also being shit by on a different level of shit that can’t relate to this shit.

3 Responses to “Kristin Cavallari’s Ass in Jeans of the Day”

  1. Phillip McCracken Says:

    this is yet another useless celebrity that i dont understand why people care about her.

    you are right that whole Hill’s OC bullshit….why do people care about that?

    their time would be much better spend watching a Jesus Martinez reality show…

    id like to see if your wifeis really how you describe

  2. Billdozer Says:

    Now, you know that her doctor has stuck his finger up her ass and in the cooch, giving the pap test…and he has bragged to all his friends and even his family. Even his wife and kids and I bet it made great dinner conversation while they ate their expensive dinner because they could afford it from the GREAT doctor sticking his finger in celebrities asshole and cunts all day long and making more money from it than Harrison Ford in his role as a gun shot victim who was fucking around on his wife and ignored his daughter.

  3. jessie Says:

    a-fucking-men on the hills. jesus christ these girls make me want to buy Jack Kevorkian pills so i can die peacefully. i see way funnier and entertaining bums on skid row. they need their own show on mtv. are you reading this ashton? i just gave you a FREE idea.

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