Mila Kunis Lookin’ Good at her Movie Premiere of the Day
I have a feeling that this Forgetting Sarah Marshall shit is going to be big. They marketed it smart and tricked people into thinking that some guy was actually trying to get revenge on an ex no name actress by buying billboards, at least really stupid people fell for it. This is Mila Kunis at the premiere.
The thought of Macaulay Culkin getting up in this on the daily is a testament to how life sucks. My only explanation is that she used to rub up against the corner of her mattress when she was 12 watching his movies and meeting him was like a dream come true for her. That or dude’s got a huge dick and after a night of getting high together, because I remember Macaulay being some kind of addict, he introduced her to it.
I was at some Family Guy reading that someone gave me tickets to the other year. The entire cast was there, including Mila Kunis who I wanted to fuck then as much as I want to fuck her now and it was in some old theater. I remember Macaulay walking out and sitting in the crowd and I tried harassing him.
I started by screaming his name and everyone in the theater cheered, then I tried throwing random shit at him, I started with popcorn but he was about 10 rows ahead of me then I decided in a drunken rage to throw my can of coke I brought in while screaming “hey Culkin, I hear you like coke” and I missed. Shit ended up landing one some bitch and I got escorted out for my bad joke and disrupting something as important as the Family Guy staff party who were reading a fucking script to a crowd of virgins.
Point of my story is that I’ll never forgive him for ruining my night and now you can hate him too because he’s fuckin’ this.
April 11th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
u know why shes looking good at the premiere of Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
CAUSE YOU DIDNT PUT UP PICTURES OF KRISTEN BELL AT SAID PREMIERE!!!
and that joke about throwing the can of soda at Culkin and telling him you heard he likes coke is fucking priceless.
thats something so witty you would hear on the simpsons, so, im not surprised that they kicked you out of a Family Guy event since all they do is rip off the simpsons and anything that reminds them of how much shittier there show is than the simpsons and how much it plagerizes from the simpsons, gets tossed out into the street like you did.
April 11th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
I actually wrote an email to fox one time and it was sent to the “That 70’s Show” department I think or what ever but I aske the producer of the show to ask Mila how she like being all up in one of jacksons little boy play toys….I got no response!
April 12th, 2008 at 2:30 am
I’d eat her asshole for days.
April 12th, 2008 at 2:45 am
^^^me too, for months even!
April 13th, 2008 at 2:38 am
i still cant believe that culkin is hitting that
he must have a huge dick
April 13th, 2008 at 3:13 am
How did you not put up the pictures of Kristen Bell. She is far better looking then Mila plus Kristen plays the character of Sarah Marshall in Forgetting SARAH MARSHALL. Not Forgetting Rachel Jansen(Mila’s Character)
April 14th, 2008 at 10:04 am
rob:
you are blind in one eye and can’t see out of the other…..
April 14th, 2008 at 10:11 am
fuck that kristen bell twat,mila is way better,fucking her and hearing meg griffin scream would be the best
April 14th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Kristen Bell is sexy as fuck…yes, but…I agree with going with Mila Kunis, because she’s a billion times sexier than Kristen Bell. I have fantasies of finding a lezzie porn of Mila Kunis and Rachel Bilson…oh damn that would be sexy as fuck!
April 15th, 2008 at 11:55 am
mila is one of the sexiest stars on the planet. She has thhe legs and ass of a teen cheerleader and we all know what we want to do to a cheerleader!!! As cute as Kristen Bell may be, I would shove my boner up Milas ass first second and third before Bell.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Hey each person can like who they want. I said what i believe. So what grow up people have opinions other then what you think.