Avril Lavigne Getting Hot and Heavy in the Park of the Day
I am a fan of public sex and apparently so is the rest of the world. There’s a whole lot of porn coming out with people getting it on in public and even the most wholesome chicks I talk to tell me stories of them sucking dick in public bathrooms or even in parks late at night. Now I have never had much public sex because it wasn’t trendy back when I was having sex but I am totally not against it. It’s actually one of the reasons I lurk around the city at night hoping to find some good action, but that’s just because I can’t afford a TV and prefer my porn to be some real life shit I’m spying on that some staged shit I come across on the internet, I guess part of me just wants to be invited into a couple’s bedroom to really get a feel for how things go down.
The good news is that Avril Lavigne and her boyfriend/husband/ teenage rebel are giving us a taste of what goes down between them in the bedroom, but I don’t call this public sex, it’s too fuckin’ tame, dudes just groping her a little because she’s probably getting her period and her hormones are all out of wack and it’s the only time of month she has tits worth grabbing. Unless I see him slipping it up her skirt while she sits on his lap like good public sex, I’m calling this lame, but a good try to be naughty, hope it sparks something in their sex life, because they got married too young and she’ll be bored of fucking him in about a minute, that’s when she’ll start banging her band members again.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Someone saw his profile with some photos on m y i n t e r r a c i a l m a t c h . c o m where celebrities and wealthy singles hook up. He feels lonely, doesn’t he
April 15th, 2008 at 7:41 am
Are you as sick of the dating site spam as I am? Well, it’s time to fight back. Go google this phone number: 1-416-628-1072. Those are the assholes who own all of the fucking dating sites.
1) Prank call them endlessly. Make their number unusable.
2) Sign up for their sites. It’s quick, easy, and doesn’t require a valid email.
3) Fill their mailboxes with hate mail and garbage posts.
4) Troll their users with evil, hateful, racist messages. The more offensive, the better.
5) Go to whois.godaddy.com to get the registration info for their sites. They’re all run by the same guy. Phone-spam him until his head explodes.
6) COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE WHEREVER YOU SEE THEIR FUCKING SPAM!
April 15th, 2008 at 8:41 am
At least they try to cleverly work the url into their comment, unlike the spammers of yesteryear. *shrugs* Aside from harrassing dating site owners, I think there are better causes to devote your time and energy to, like feeding homeless children and such.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:04 am
I saw them on “S e e k i n g R i c h .c o m”,too.Maybe they want make more new friends.You can contact them on that website.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
those are some UGLY legs she got!
April 15th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
I want to fuck Avril Lavigne! When’s my turn…:(
April 15th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
I’m with ramona, those are some ugly legs. And could her skin be any whiter? Nasty.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
those are so old…they were in a canadian newspaper years ago
April 16th, 2008 at 10:01 am
I’m Pretty sure that time and energy spent on harassing them is way better than trying to feed homeless children. How could you say something like that? How the hell am I supposed to feed them time and energy? You can’t eat those…
April 17th, 2008 at 2:49 am
Avril’s so nasty.
July 20th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I would truly enjoy jacking off my sperm all over Avril’s face. Again & again.
November 27th, 2008 at 2:40 am
I will enjoy puting my dick into her thight pussy and cum as much as i wan, suking her nipples and have pleasure