Michael Caine’s Got Some Hot Pussy of the Day
Michael Caine hanging out with some slut who isn’t his wife is pretty awesome, but not as awesome as menopause. Nothing turns a woman into a squared out dump truck quite like hormonal changes in her body. Aging is a glorious thing, where skin loses it’s elasticity and falls off your bones and your ass becomes a sack of fucking shit and not just a tool used to fill a bag with shit. I have no idea who this chubby, dumpy girl is, but seeing her gives me a total fuckin’ boner, but that’s just because I can tell she’s easy and would appreciate any attention she gets because that is all part of the beauty of fleeting beauty.
April 15th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
“Squared out dump truck” - Nice turn of phrase,Jesus!
April 15th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
I don’t think they’re “together”, it looks more like she just saved his geriatric ass from drowning!
April 15th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
now why you wanna be mean to a dump truck?
April 15th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Jesus… I should not have been drinking when I read the commentary. Fuck.
April 16th, 2008 at 12:48 am
I believe that could be his oldest daughter, Dominique.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:47 am
Whoever she is, she looks pretty good for her age. If DrunkenStepfather wake up one morning and his wife looked that good, he would sing hosannas and break out the viagra. And commentspammers should all be crucified.
April 17th, 2008 at 12:55 am
The only problem with a dump truck is having sex with them from behind always has a beep beep beep going , which throwing me off my rythum.
April 17th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
that is his 52 year old daughter and she looks good for her age.
April 17th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Why are these old farts worthy of being in the news?