Bill O’Reilly Goes After Bill Maher of the Day
I don’t watch TV because I don’t have a TV and can’t afford and TV and if I could afford a TV, I wouldn’t buy a TV because I’d rather put it in a savings account so that one day I’ll have enough money stashed away to escape this life.
People keep sending me clips of shit from TV and since I like to run my mouth about everything, I have no choice but to post them here.
I know nothing about BIll O’Reilly, but I do know about Bill Maher and he’s some dude who dates dirty black sluts like SuperHead, who he apparently treated like shit because he’s on some kind of power trip and thinks he’s so fuckin’ smart and she’s just nothing but a whore who sucks off basketball players and rap superstars, but that doesn’t matter, what does matter is the he rips into the Catholic church about being pedophiles on a huge scale and it’s kinda funny in an obvious way, but still funny.
I met a priest the other day because I wanted to repent my sins and figured what better way to beg for forgiveness than to try to find Jesus like most recovering addicts do. When I got there, I couldn’t help but ask him where his mustache was. I figure since he only really works on Sundays, he’s got a lot of downtime that could be used to tutor kids, coach little league since he’s not allowed to jerk off, which is something most guys do whenever they have a lot of downtime. He didn’t laugh but still told me the Jesus loves me which made me feel ok about making fun of everyone.
This Bill O’Reily dude is kind of right about the double standard and that the white Christian man is subject to a lot of abuse because they are the norm, but the second you rip into Jews, Fags, Blacks, Spics, Terrorists, Women, Native Americans, you have all these fuckin’ groups on your ass trying to shut you the fuck down for being an asshole. I firmly believe that we should be able to call Catholics pedophiles, White people boring, Black people criminals, Hispanics Lazy, Natives Gas Huffers, Jews Dog Faced Money Grubbing Accountants, Fags Unnatural, Lesbians Bitches who Wish They Had Penis so Instead Hate on Penis, Muslims terrorists and whatever other stereotype that makes you laugh. This shit isn’t hate, it’s just mass-generalizations and people need to stop taking themselves so seriously, including O’Reilly.
April 16th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
I like what Bill had to say overall, but he must admit that there has been A LOT of child molestation done by Catholic religious leaders over the years.
For all me know, the current Pope may have molested a child in his lifetime.
April 16th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Bill O’Reilly is easily one of the biggest douchebags on the planet.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
I really think you need to check out the song “everyone’s a little bit racist” from avenue q. It talks about how everyone is a bit racist, face it and laugh about it.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
i didn’t know drunken stepfather was a racist web site.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
the problem w/ the catholic church is that the current pope could have done something to stop the abuse but did nothing & instead wanted to keep it quite, they bascically turned a deaf ear & a blind eye while many children were being abused. If this is your religion of choice you would do well to find another all catholics will burn in hell!
April 16th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Bill O’Reilly is the biggest fucking asshole in the world. And Mahr is right, John Paul II’s “Dick Cheney” should not be getting a hero’s welcome in the USA because he condoned sex abuse for so long and tried to cover it up. The pope, like Cheney, should be tried for their crimes and locked away (throw away the key)
April 16th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
POPE aka PIMP + catholic + christians + religions = sexual abuse…sale their boys 4 the highest bidder….SAD SAD….POPE LEAVE THE USA…shame on all those people who adored a pimp dressed as the pope.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Did Muslims & Jews MOLEST KIDS WHOLESALE
as Catholic priests did?
In BO’s rush down the slippery slope,
the one that is permanently attached to his *ss,
he missed the point as usual.
If he were logical and not manufacturing fake outrage, he’d have no show–for he surely has no talent.
Bill Maher is a sh*t stirrer — and smarter than you, BO.
BO, why do you hate The Children?
April 16th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Bill Maher dates dirty black sluts? I didn’t know he was seeing Condoleeza Rice.
Anyway, next to Bill O’Reilly Hannibal the cannibal looks good. Bill O’Reilly is nothing but a two bit hack who will do or say anything that keeps his ugly puss in the news. That’s why the first thing I did when I got my DVR was eliminate Fox News from the tv listings menu.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
What’s up with the “dirty black slut” comment?! Was that necessary to say what you needed about Bill Maher. The nationality of the woman he dates has nothing to do with this article. That was a little racist!!!
April 16th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Maher’s statements were specifically applied to the Catholic Church and its “infallible” patriarch, not some mythical Christian Everyman. It’s therefore not a generalization The fact is that the Church effectively has done and continues to do everything within its power to sanction child abuse by shuffling offenders around, obstructing justice and keeping incidents under wraps for as long as possible so that statutes of limitations run out. Money and public relations are its main concerns.
This is a huge moral quagmire brought about by an institution that claims to be good and pure but is actually built on power-mongering and hypocrisy. It’s not the equivalent of some kind of dumb ethnic cliche as you suggest. As Maher stated, if these same actions were committed by a daycare center, would you really take the time to mitigate about how sex offenders and their money-minded enablers are “victims” of bad public opinion and reverse discrimination?
For someone who claims to preside over a No Spin Zone (bullshit!), O’Reilly and his jowls sure are happy to turn circles when it’s the Power Structure that’s in the hot seat.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
It is not that the Catholic priests molested kids (all religions have their bad seeds), but that the Church covered it up and did not turn this priests over to local authorities to be punished by secular criminal laws.
Mahr is a comedian who is paid to say outrageous things. O’Reilly is an ex-reporter who is paid to be a politico-talking head. Both suck ass.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Someone needs to shove a falafel loofah down BO’s throat. Or maybe he’d prefer it up his ass.
Maybe the same one he wanted to sexually molest one of his employees with, the dirty rotting douchebag.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Maher is not picking on Christians, he hates ALL religion. If Jews or any other religious group had a scandal where their holy men were sexually abusing children then they would be fair game too. Why isn’t O’Reilly outraged that Catholic leaders allowed the abuse to happen for so long and instead bashing a person who calls them out on that fact. Nowhere in a sane society is a religious institution more important than the safety of children except in the minds of deluded fools like O’Reilly.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Hahahaha finally there’s some intelligent people commenting.
I wouldn’t too much stock in O’Reilly being a reporter, his so called impartial balanced newsworthy credibility went down a long time ago when he hosted A Current Affair’s tabloid fodder.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Hahahaha finally there’s some intelligent people commenting.
I wouldn’t put too much stock in O’Reilly being a reporter, his so called impartial balanced newsworthy credibility went down a long time ago when he hosted A Current Affair’s tabloid fodder.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I love how people are accusing Pope Benedict of a cover up when the vast majority of these child molestation charges were uncovered while John Paul was pope. Plus, has it not occurred to anyone that it’s a little fishy that so many people didn’t say a damn thing while they live it up in huge houses paid for by Catholic hush money.
Bill O’Reilly and Bill Maher are both a bunch of blowhards that talk for the sheer enjoyment of hearing the sound of their own voice. Although I think O’Reilly has a valid point, but still… it’s Bill O’Reilly!
April 16th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
American public school teachers have had more sexual abuse charges than Catholic priests have…
April 16th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Yeah i like how many idiots are here. THousands of rapes? You mean hundreds, more public school teachers rape students than priest yet Bill Maher the retard says nothing. He is a nothing but an angry virgin.
April 16th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
LOL@ DRUNKENSTEPFATHER CO-SIGNING BILL O’RIELLY.
WAAAAH, IM A WHITE MALE AND IM SO OPPRESSED CAUSE I CANT BE RACIST AND SAY THE N-WORD WAAAAH
LOL
April 16th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Bill Maher is right and Bill O’Reilly is sucking off the status quo, as usual.
And Andrew/Andrea are pathetic idiots… and I’m guessing they’re (she is) cathlicks too.
Some school teachers have abused kids, so that makes it okay for catholick preists to do the same thing? How many school teachers present themselves as god’s representative to a scared and impressionable child while they are rubbing a 10-yr old boy’s nuts? How many school teachers have molested dozens or even hundreds of kids during their career, only to have their boss move them to a new district every time people start buzzing about pedophile preists?
Yes, there have been thousands of children raped by priests over the past few decades. And that’s just in the US. That number can easliy be in the hundreds of thousands when you start to consider the bass-ackwards nations where catholickers are so popular, and communication is not very easy, and if you take into account a longer timeframe, say the past several hundred years.
The catholick church, and all organized religions, have always only been interested in manipulating people’s lives and making money. They don’t believe in god any more than a well-educated 6th grade does. The stupider you is the more likely you is to fall for the religion mythology.
The cathlick church is one of the richest businesses in history and they protected pedophile priests to try to avoid losing their fabulously wealthy assets (most of their wealth was stolen from other civilizations). Thankfully, when the priests finally do land in prison, the other prisoners take care of business.
The cathlick church sucks butt-cheese. And people like O’Reilly scream about Reverend Wright and Obama’s affiliation with him when O’Reilly is the one supporting an actively criminal enterprise by sucking off the pope.
April 16th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
MikeinSanJose…couldnt have said it better myself…Also, to the retard who said that teachers have abused more kids than priests:
Priests are supposed to uphold a higher morality, so you cannot compare a teacher to a priest. That is the most assinine argument I have ever heard in my whole entire 28 years on this earth. I feel dumber for reading that.
So while your priest molests you, I guess you have the assurance that more teachers are doing it than priests so it must be right. What a freakin moron!
April 16th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
A teacher doesn’t exactly have the wealth, power and influence of an international organization behind them to conspire to cover their footprints when they commit a crime. You can’t honestly be equating a local teachers’ union with the Catholic Church.
O’Reilly is stunned that black people actually use utensils when they dine out. He’s not really the man who should be bemoaning dipshit generalizations.
April 16th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
This is all bullshit, the catholic church is pretty much our modern day mafia. Only the mafia didnt fuck little boys. Also jesus is right when he says we should be able t o call muslims terrorists and shit, its global stereotype so people shouldnt get their pussys in a twist about it.
April 16th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
black is a nationality?
April 16th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
nice one. More than two dozen comments, all from different people. Good job dad
April 16th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Hill-fucking-larious….Tell it like it is brotha
April 16th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Wow! I am so amazed by BO! God bless the Pope! I love the Catholic Church!
April 16th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Look in this case both are right. BM is dead on with his ripping of the Catholic Church. I really do believe that John Paul II and the current Pontiff watched one of the biggest sex scandals in human history take place and did nothing about it.
BO is right, because if any other religion is taken to task, the person that brings the story is in trouble and will receive a nasty backlash. You may not like BO’s politics or views but he is dead on with his take on the story.
April 16th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Um, more like dead wrong. If the Pope heads the Catholic Church and the Church is (obviously) trying to sweep it all under the rug, why is he exempt from blame? If he were the CEO of a corrupt corporation, would he be off the hook too?
O’Reilly’s whole premise is faulty. The Church nor the Pope deserve respect and certainly no one owes it to them just because they supposedly command authority. I guess the “movement” he’s referring to is logic and personal responsibility. I don’t know where this NeoCon notion that anyone in power is beyond reproach comes from, but he can’t expect everyone to live by that ridiculous standard.
Then again I’d expect nothing more from Bill.
April 16th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
the bottom line is the whole so called sex scandal was blown massively out of proportion. If anything The pope perpetuated it by hiding it. But allowing the pocketbook to be opened at random more people came out of the woodwork seeking money.
What is more likely that truly thousands of people waited 10-20-30 even 40 years to come forward and accuse priests of sex. Or that once they saw the checks going out suddenly they remember being diddled.
April 17th, 2008 at 1:26 am
I saw Maher’s rant the night he said it.
And he’s 100 percent right.
Screw the Catholic Church. They are nothing more than a cult.
The church covered up years of abuse. That is not even in dispute anymore.
And yea, how are the people in that TX cult anymore crazy than that Catholics??
April 17th, 2008 at 4:27 am
I love liberals they have no understanding of the real world. 100 people get rapped and they throw their arms up in the air yet 100000000000s of kids are raped by teachers who are supposed to morally and mentally guide kids and fags like BM and fags like these idiots say nothing. Oh liberals and common sense do not mix and according to their logic why should i respect anyone? So i guess i can spit on the Dahli Lama because he condoned violence against China, i guess i can spit on every liberal beause they are all hypocrites. You like BM have just been pwned.
April 17th, 2008 at 4:54 am
Maher is fantastic. He exposes hypocrites in politics, religion, business.
One of the few members of the 4th Estate doing their jobs.
O’Reilly’s days are numbered. He’s a lame-duck like Bush –& all of Fox (faux) News.
Jesus –you should run occasional posts on American politics. Raise the bar a little bit..
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April 17th, 2008 at 9:34 am
So, let’s see, the Catholic Church has molested children for centuries, while hiding every priest that was known for doing it, and we’re suppose to like them? The Catholic Church is the fucking mob, and should have been brought down a long time ago. They are a bigoted, fucked up, cult, and should be called out for what they are. Fuck douchebag O’Lielly.
Andrew, time to hop onto the short bus, and head over to your Intelligent Design class.
rockslide, how does it feel being a complete and utter dumbass? Dear, go look up that so-called “overblown” sex scandal? They’re been raping children for centuries. It’s a fucking cult, and is not a normal institution.
April 17th, 2008 at 9:37 am
“I love how people are accusing Pope Benedict of a cover up when the vast majority of these child molestation charges were uncovered while John Paul was pope.”
Who was working under him? It was Ratzinger! He WAS behind this. Go check your facts before running your idiot mouth! Child fuckers should be burned at the stake, and that includes the pope, and the entire catholic church. They should be banned like al Qaeda.
April 17th, 2008 at 9:37 am
“American public school teachers have had more sexual abuse charges than Catholic priests have…”
Come on, link? I can give you 300 years worth of pedophile priests.
April 17th, 2008 at 9:38 am
I love how dad uses the terms Fag and Spic, but doesn’t type Nigger. Why would that be? Keep whining, you douche!
April 17th, 2008 at 10:37 am
O’Reilly as usual is 100% dead-on. And it’s amazing that some geniuses still say he is “biased” with his news reporting - um, newsflash…HIS SHOW IS *NOT* A HARD NEWS SHOW. HE IS PAID TO GIVE HIS *OPINION* ON THE TOPICS HE CHOOSES - is that REALLY that difficult for the O’Reilly haters to understand? Again, for those who need to read it twice - HIS SHOW IS *NOT* A HARD NEWS SHOW. HE IS PAID TO GIVE HIS OPINION. There ya go.
April 17th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Al post a link you dumbshit. 300 years my ass. Sorry but 100 raped children is nothing compared to what teachers have been doing for over 100 years. Go away you dumbshit, go back to special ed and have your teacher touch you again.
April 17th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Look, I hate Bill O’Reilly. He’s a douche alright. But Bill Maher is just as bad as O’Reilly despite my agreeing with him in many aspects, he is just arrogant and comes across as an asshole. I think he sucks. Olbermann, Stewart and Colbert are all better than Maher
April 17th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
andrew sounds like he’s bitter because no teacher ever molested him. he is obviously an idiot & must be catholic as well god forbid his precious religion is a scam if it wasnt for the catholics the world would be a much better & safer place especially for kids! but you go ahead andrew & follow those priests/pope im sure they will lead you someplace nice & warm!
April 17th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Stupid people should die, take that as advice for yourself, go kill yourself. Sorry but 100 kids is nothing, using your logic if there were no teachers the world would be a safer place. You sound like a retard that actually believes all the stories they hear about rapes. Fucking sheep, go get molested by your teacher. Dont you have a church to blow up, fucking KKK fag.
April 18th, 2008 at 11:46 am
“Sorry but 100 kids is nothing, using your logic if there were no teachers the world would be a safer place.”
So it’s just a matter of numbers then? Is the Church absolved of guilt if it covered up, say, 50 cases of abuse? What’s the exact cut-off number for an acceptable amount of child abuse?
April 20th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Religion is a choice, so Maher is not “racist” for bashing the church, its constituents, or the pope (who is a white privileged male, so he is immune from the woes of the poor). And Bill O’Reilly sexually harassed a staff member, so he ought to step out of his glass house, retire, and STFU. He has NO point.
July 21st, 2008 at 6:43 pm
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