Rachel Bilson’s Blonde Hair Looks Like Shit of the Day
Rachel Bilson obviously got a new role playing someone who has no sex appeal and proves that the whole blondes have more fun expression isn’t the case for everyone. She’s more like blondes who mistakenly got their hair dyed in hopes of having more fun, but shit backfired and now she’s stuck hiding out at home or wearing hats out in public because her hair dresser said if she dyes her hair again it will all fall out….
I had a little altercation with a fake blonde Jewish girl the other day. I feel like I wrote this story out yesterday about running into her on my daily coffee excursion but I can’t seem to find it anywhere, so maybe I didn’t. I’ll keep it short.
So I’m getting my coffee and these two Jewish twenty somethings are talking about how great their lives are. They are talking about their weddings and how amazing the honeymoon was, and pretty much being competitive in their boring married by 25 way. They started talking about how happy they were for following the suburban template where you marrying after university and have kids after working a few years and realize that it sucks and raise those kids the same way they were raised with vacations, private schools and summer camp.
I didn’t really pay attention, but about 5 minutes into their conversation I could tell that they were being cunts towards mutual highschool friends who to them weren’t up to par. Some were still in University after 5 years, some dropped out to go to trade school or work for family, others fell off track because of boyfriends, others who were into partying and living off their trust funds and would never amount to shit and that’s when I got annoyed. I hate people who think they are better than other people because they followed the traditional boring path in life and have no concept of having a little adventure or creating their own destiny. I also hate people who are boring and have boring conversations about how great they are because they followed the traditional path in life all while doing it loud enough for me and everyone to hear, like we weren’t even in their self absorbed world revolves around them coffee shop…
I decided to chime in and said something along the lines of “Shit, I didn’t realize that Jews had their own Mother Theresa and that she should really become a life coach because her life is so fuckin’ great, but be sure to not teach shit about lookin’ good in those courses because you look like something scraped out of the Holocaust oven that shouldn’t have been salvaged”. They didn’t laugh and tried to get my name for a hate crime, but I told her I am not anti-semetic, I just hate annoying cunts. That’s when I walked out flustered and realized that I may be a little too high strung or bitter that my life was more of a nightmare than a Fairytale like theirs was….that’s when I started to cry.
Either way, here’s Rachel Bilson lookin’ like shit.
April 18th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. “She is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site”, according to the officials of that site.You can contact her on that site.
April 18th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
It’s very “News Anchor Lady” like. A shot of wad in it might do the trick, yes?
April 20th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
You called it! Uppity wanna be rich bitches are really the worst. They will spend their entire youth getting date raped by jocks & frat guys, and collecting std, then they finally convince some trophy wife seeking fucker with a trust fund to marry them, and shit out 2 or 3 kids in the suburbs. They don’t want 2 clean, really take care of the kids, cook well, but they will spend money. They will soon realize the truth their lives have become boring, bullshit, repetitive mockeries of their former dick teasing glory. They then do what any shallow mean cunt does, make the lives of everyone else around then unhappy as possible while pretending to live the life!
April 21st, 2008 at 6:20 pm
I think she’s not bad looking like this, but she does look better with her natural brunette hair. Thing I notice…her and Mila Kunis look a lot alike. Matter of fact, with the blonde hair, she looks much like Mila would with blonde hair.