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Ashlee Simpson Suckin’ Songs Not Cock of the Day

Here is Ashlee performing live on the Today show, or some other live show, which was a pretty big mistake on her and her management’s part because bitch is sucking harder than she’s ever sucked before, which isn’t saying much since she’s pretty much a lesbian and her fiance has a big fat pussy. He probably writes all her songs for her while he’s on his fuckin’ period, hormonal and crying, he probably also chose her outfit, did her make-up and told her she’d be awesome, despite knowing bitch has no talent.

I guess the good news is that anyone can become famous, that it doesn’t take talent to get ahead and for all the little girls reading this site, dreams do come true, except for that little crippled boy who wants to play professional socceer but only because he only has one leg.

Truth is that no matter how bad she sings, I kinda want to fuck the intensity and bad singing out of her which could take a long time and that annoying boyfriend would keep jumping on my back and scratching at me to get off his girl like a bratty spoiled motherfucker who doesn’t want you paying his videogames…..

I am hung over, Here are some pictures of her at some event:

Here are some pictures of her and her girlfriend:

To Download Her Obviously Heavily Produced New Album - We’ve Got the Pre-Release
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8 Responses to “Ashlee Simpson Suckin’ Songs Not Cock of the Day”

  1. ye be douchery Says:

    I didn’t know Ashlee Simpson was a lesbian…she definitely doesn’t go for the lipstick variety!

  2. Donkey Punch Says:

    She couldn’t even make it on American Idol.

  3. stupid*people*should*die Says:

    why do they still say live? everyone knows ho cant sing w/out the help of a sound board & her only talent is lip synching….& if she is pregnant she should do the baby & the world a favor & get rid of it

  4. Nate07 Says:

    She is a prime example of why the music industry is FUCKED.

  5. drgirlfri3nd Says:

    She’s a knocked-up, no-talent whore. I hope her old nose grows back.

  6. Daniel Carver Says:

    The black background singers can really sing. Too bad they’ll never earn as much money in their careers as this untalented white bitch will make in one year.

  7. han Says:

    She is so gorgeous. I hate the rumor that she is pregnanT. Every time I sign in a dating site m e e t i n g w e a l t h y, there always many men talk about her. It is sais she is dating friends there.

  8. Ry Says:

    i thought it was good, give the hottie some credit, shes hot! and shes good

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