Miley Cyrus’ Personal Pictures of the Day
I love how everyone calls me out for being a sick fuck for predicting that this bitch will grow up to be a slut. They think it’s so fucking twisted to think of a 15 year old being sexually active. I always tell them that it’s Oprah’s fault for getting the idea into my head when she had an episode on these 14 year old high school sex parties. In fact, Oprah is like my god and if that bitch can talk about 14 year olds licking assholes, I think I can too. It’s like she set the bar for me or some shit.
The point is that Miley Cyrus plays this whole girl of God innocent shit, that I know is a total lie and that whenever this bitch is at home alone with a guy watching teenage comedies, she’s the one who grabs his dick over his pants and begs for him to fuck her without a condom because she hasn’t got her period yet and can’t get pregnant…or she’s this wholesome Christian girl who bends the rules by putting cocks in her mouth and ass, keeping her vagina off limits but still finding ways to get off, like a recovering heroin addict who loves shooting up, so he’s taken to shooting coke instead of heroin because he doesn’t consider it really doing drugs because Heroin is that much more fun and cocaine is designer shit for rich girls. It’s like how you don’t think it’s gay to let your best friend give you a blowjob because he’s your buddy, you’re not putting a penis in your mouth and girls don’t really give you the time of day and you’re tired of jerking off.
The truth is when I see pictures like this, I know that I am right in thinking she’s a slut with too much money on her hand and that age doesn’t play any factor in that and I just realize that I was born in the wrong era, because when I was 15, girls weren’t even masturbating yet, they didn’t know what the fuck sex was and the occasional one who did was considered a slut and rightfully, because that bitch gave me Chlamydia.
Either way, here are the Hannah Montana, innocent teenage girl pictures, because according to the hate mail I get, she’s just a little girl with no sex drive, but according to the pictures, bitch looks like she’s ready for sex, loves male attention and she’s letting us know that in a few years, we’ll be seeing a lot more of her and that she’s yet another reason we should love Disney and their creepy producers for breeding these whores like a pimp at the bus station lookin’ for teenage runaways to work under him.
April 21st, 2008 at 1:34 pm
I blame this sex sex sex society, Miley needs to be a kid. In about five years if she’s still boy crazy then get married. But for now, stay the course and be decent/descent:
^^ ^^ which it’ll be depends on her.
April 21st, 2008 at 1:52 pm
“will grow up to be a slut”
Noooo, she’s already a slut. She’ll be knocked up in three months, mark my words.
April 21st, 2008 at 2:50 pm
“In fact, Oprah is like my god and if that bitch can talk about 14 year olds licking assholes, I think I can too.”
Best line ever.
April 21st, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Way too easy to blame society, the kind of “No sir, it’s not because I have a crowbar in my hand and this window is broken and why are you looking at these jewels the society made me steal” excuse for lame people who can easily blame themselves throught their claims of society culpability.
April 21st, 2008 at 5:03 pm
14 year olds licking assholes… usually I hate the Oprah, but I have to give the devil her due she titillated pervs at the same time scared uptight parents well done! As 4 Miley, she’s still along ways from the being jailbait jerkoff fodder like Britney or Christina back in the day.
April 21st, 2008 at 6:11 pm
The thing that disapoints me about this whole thing is that this slut is actually pretty disgusting looking for a future celeb sex symbol, i was looking forward for britney hitting 18 so i could jerk off to her with out feeling like i was a sex offender, but what my point is, is that i dont even have the impulse to jerk off to her now let alone when shes 18, i miss the days of attractive jail bait that i want to fuck.
April 21st, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Why is sex synonomous with growing up? I started masturbating at twelve and I’m not mature yet despite being an adult. Teenagers like sex too, and it doesn’t mean girls are slutty or women yet just cause they know it feels good and indulge a bit. The truth is child stardom fucks most people up. Having your entire life under a camrascope before you’re even developed as a person would fuck anyone up.
We know that whatever she is actually like the reason for the virgin mary image is because she’s a pruduct of Disney. And if anyone is to blame for stuff like this its them. Besides animation preteen stars are their only cash crop and whether any of these girls of sluts or not the way their parents pimp them out is disgusting. Look how stable Britney and Lindsay are. Buck101 can you honestly say that these girls chose to be a celebrity at 12-14 yrs of age? And that if they did they honestly understood the impications of said fame?
To be fair I while hating the system that created them find Lindsay and Miley here hot. Not cause I’m a creepy old man, but because thats the way nature has wired me. So I am a hypocrite. But I do believe that what is decent is only important in your own moral code, excepting certain extremes. Who oogling a picture of her can call her a slut when half of them want to bang her?? And the real reason photos like these come out is that even disney knows it sells and makes her more popular. As a side note I despise Oprah as the only stuff that gets on her show are things/people that shock and frighten complacent white trailer trash and suburban house wives.
If Miley is a christian virgin fine. If she does want sex and sexual attention perhaps we should reflect on the fact that most of us eat if up and wonder why anyone would be so insecure to want such attention at a young age.
April 21st, 2008 at 6:15 pm
What’s is quite sadder is how ugly that guy is
April 21st, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Disney and their creepy producers for breeding these whores like a pimp at the bus station lookin’ for teenage runaways to work under him.
Fucking classic
April 21st, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Oh, and how stoned is that guy?
April 21st, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Grow bigger boobs before showing them.
April 21st, 2008 at 11:47 pm
If I was Billy Ray & I saw this… that boy would be fish food, & she’d never see the light of day til’ she was 30yrs. old!!
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:51 am
I think miley is a really pretty girl and should not be a hoe until she’s 18 because she will have bigger boobs then. Is that guy her bf? Anyway she should post better bra pics cuz u can’t see her bra much, it us like she is just teasing us. I have jerked off to her before wearing really short dresses, she looks so hot in them (I’m 13 not 30 or 40, sorry to all u oldies out there).
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:45 am
Who is the man???? What I wanna do is knocking his block off and kicking his ass. He can’t match Miley Cyrus. She is so sexy!!! Once I saw her sexy photos and profile on a dating community m e e t i n g w e a l t h y. It is said she is dating friends there. I hope I have opportunity to date her.
June 15th, 2008 at 4:22 am
“… because that bitch gave me Chlamydia.”
HA!
“You get the best of both worlds… You get your own Disney show, and you can still be a hoe…”