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2008

22

Apr

Hustler Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

Hustler Lingerie, known for being one of the classier brands of lingerie found in strip clubs and trashy party slut homes around America because it doesn’t give you a rash or turn your skin green like some cheap jewelry you bought at the mall, did some kind of photoshoot of their shit with some porn lookin’ bitch and I figured I’d post it here for you to lighten up your depressingly useless day.

Sure, it’s not as exciting as real porn and the no name who is a no name according to me and could actually be a someone is hardly anything to look at, even though she looks better than my wife or pretty much anyone I’ve ever fucked, but in my defense, I am not encouraging my wife or anyone I’ve ever fucked to produce videos like this I am definitely not watching or thinking about seeing them like this, not that I wouldn’t, because the truth is disgusting girls getting naked usually gets me more aroused than watching this plastic lookin’ sluts livin’ out what is probably the height of their careers, but maybe I’m just weird….in fact, I think we’ve established that I am weird a long time ago….so just watch the fuckin’ video….

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