Alessandra Ambrosio’s Pregnant Tits of the Day
I love how all these fuckin’ virgins get all excited when a pregnant chick shows up with her cleavage exposed because her tits are miraculously bigger. It’s like seeing a teenage kid who just hit puberty on the beach amongst girls in bikinis. Their excitement makes no fuckin’ sense to me, maybe it’s because I know the condition her pussy will be in in 9 months, or maybe it’s cuz I don’t like lookin’ at fat chicks with big tits because I don’t like fat tits or maybe it’s because big tits usually mean sloppy asses. The truth is that getting off to a pregnant chick is some twisted shit and a losers sport. I have a hard enough time fucking a hooker knowing she slammed a guy an hour before me so thinking about a dude beating me to the prize and the proof is showing in her fat uterus that I am trying to cum inside really messes with my head.
The good news is that despite how twisted I am and how much I enjoy watching girls breast feed their babies in public, I can die knowing that I am not as sexually fucked up as I am accused of while all these other sick seemingly normal virgins fucks are jerking off to knocked up Brazilian bitches and I’m at home watching Brazilian tranny porn, because there’s nothing more normal than watching a hot chick with a dick getting sucked off by another hot chick.
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:15 pm
DS, How low can you go? Tell us how you really feel? I better you never get tired of yourself.
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:56 pm
She looks more like a space roach. I went to school with her baby dady. Some how I managed to not fuck super models. I guess I should have paid attention in class
April 24th, 2008 at 12:03 am
I am in possession of tits myself, 2 of em. And I am male.
And a duck,
Signed,
Donald
April 24th, 2008 at 12:10 am
hey duck: HOWS BOUT SENDING SOME TITIES TO ME, GRANTED I AM POOPMAKER, BUT YOU KNOW WHERE I WENT TO COLLEGE?
I P ON U
April 24th, 2008 at 12:11 am
I HAVE FARTS, GUESS WHAT COMES NEXT?
“WHAT”
OOOOOOMPA LOOMPA POOP A
April 24th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Hey, i love a few things. One the internet. Where else can i post user generated content?
Two, I love pussy. Totally unrelated comment,but what the hey!
Third, i love captain crunch cereal. Really
Fourth, I love eating hair out of a dog doo for 10 bucks.
April 24th, 2008 at 12:14 am
I am taking a test right now. Multiple choice. Does anyone know the answer to #54
April 24th, 2008 at 2:40 am
She is a beauty. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club called m e e t i n g w e a l t h y . com. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there. It is said she is dating friends there.