Ali Lohan is Not Hot of the Day

Here’s ugly duckling Ali Lohan out and about wherever the fuck she is. I am not sure why I am posting it, but she’s ugly. It reminds me of this thin-lipped long chinned lesbian who used to play Rugby and who I always lost to in beer chugging contests at one of the local bars I used to frequent. I never really got over that loss, but the real thing I never got over was that the thin-lipped long chinned rugby playing lesbian wasn’t actually a lesbian and would constantly have dirty man sex with guys she met at the same bar I used to frequent. I never could grasp how a dude could fuck a chick who looked like a dude and acted like a dude as she burped, farted and challenged us to arm wrestling matches like some kind of tomboy who was more boy than the average tomboy , but I guess guys have no standards and like a chick they can kick it with. I am not one of those guys. I remember laughing in her face this day I saw her wearing a dress and she punched me in the face. I bled and she jumped on the table and roared like some kind of wrestler…a wrestler who looked a lot like Ali Lohan.




April 23rd, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Sorry, but I don’t think she is that ugly. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I wouldn’t mind to be holding her.
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:38 pm
No, she’s not. Why didn’t she get the same beautiful red hair as her sis? I’d love to have Lindsay Lohan’s hair (before she went dying it and ruining it, that is…)
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:12 pm
What a tool you are ragging on a young teen girl’s looks. In reality, not your warped world, she’s a pretty good looking young gal and I’m sure she won’t have any trouble finding dates, famous sister or not.
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Whatever: Of course she won’t have trouble finding dates! This girl is what, 15? And she looks like she’s 25 or even older…
Men will date her because she looks WAYYY older than she is (which is NOT good!) and she seems a little trashy as well…she’s probably a little slut too. Gross.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:53 pm
damn this bitch is fugly she looks like she 56 years old them lohans are a bunch of uglys
April 24th, 2008 at 2:27 am
She is very hot of date. Once
April 24th, 2008 at 2:29 am
I don’t care what anyone says about her, I think she is damn hot and I would love to get in her pants. Once I saw her sexy photos on a dating community called M E E T I N G W E A L T H Y . com. It is said she is dating friends there.
April 24th, 2008 at 10:38 am
She looks like this 56 year old lady who works at this diner in New Hampshire…
April 24th, 2008 at 11:21 am
She is so beautiful!I love her.Maybe many men like her,too.If you want to know her more,you would go to “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “.She is also on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “,there are a lot of reports about her.You can contact her on that site.
April 24th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Jerry you are NASTY & if I knew where you lived I would call the cops to come arrest your pedophile ass right now!
BTW she is fucking ugly, but so is the whole family. why you people think Lindsay is hot I will never understand.
And to Whatever Says…she can’t say shit about people taking smack about her because this is what she asked for. She even said so herself, so fuck off.
April 24th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
wow she looks so much like Lindsay in that last pic where she has kind of a double chin