Pheobe Price Bikini Pictures of the Day

Phoebe Price is a whole lot of nothing, and by nothing I mean cellulite. She’s always bringing her freckled pasty body out to events and now she’s showing it off in a bikini. Sure no guy in his right mind would get up in this sack of shit but at least she’s got her dog, because he can’t report her to the authorities when she tries to shove him into her womb head first.
Speaking of sack of shit, I was in an immigrant taxi when wasted this weekend and dude stank of fuckin’ spicy armpit. I was wasted and gagging in the backseat and my only salvation was to stick my head between my legs and fart my drunken farts. Sure it wasn’t my proudest moment as I sat there smelling my own fart as to not throw up to his fat Taxi Driver stench, it was a defense mechanism that was a much more enjoyable that lookin’ at these pictures. I guess to be fair to Phoebe Price, I kinda like smelling ass…even if it’s my own.















April 28th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
WHO?
April 28th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
I think all that cellulite is fake, perhaps photoshop? She needs to workout.
April 28th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Yes. I can’t believe the image I view. She is a beautiful woman. Or how can she date a billionaire via a rich club ” M I L L I O N A I R E L O V E R.C O M ” where the millionaire & celebrity have romance!
April 30th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Well, at least she has gorgeous hair!
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Only the close-up has all the cellulite. her legs are in the other pictures but look fine. i think it is fake. i don’t know who she is but someone obviously hates her.