Jeremy Piven’s Got a Hot Slut of the Day
Jeremy Piven proves to the world that despite being overweight, bald and old, you can still get prime pussy, so long as you star on a TV show and treat everyone around you like shit because you think you are more famous than you are. This fake titty whore is definitely on some climbing the ladder shit, where Piven is the first wrung and the good news about that is that it doesn’t really matter what wrung you are as long as you are a wrung because when this bitch moves on to more important dick to further her career, there will be 100 new girls who are just as hot willing to jump through the hoops and by hoops I mean on your dick, because that’s just the way things are when you’re semi-famous and overpaid for offering the world nothing more than playing a useless role on a cable show, because these kinds of girls just over-achieving sluts but sluts nonetheless. So look at these pics and accept the fact that you made a shitty career move by taking that job at the factory when you should have swallowed your sexuality and taken your shot at acting because despite all the hot pussy and money, it’s still a career for homos.
April 29th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Actually a lot of us think Piven is the hottest thing around.
I love how Emmy and GG winners are useless and “cable” is somehow
less than network. LOL.
And by the way you raging homophobe, MY homo career pays far more
than your douchebag blogging career (sans education, natch) than yours
ever will. But I’m sure you aren’t interested in paper, just integrity.
Bwaaahahaha.
April 29th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Hey Michael, do me a favor and call 1-800-331-3774 to show your support for the As the world turns gay storyline.
(it’s easy, you just have to press a few buttons when prompted, you dont have to talk to anyone).
I 100% support the LGBT community, but I also fucking LOVE this crazy, ranting guys site. Homo’s and Drunken Stepfather’s for life!
April 29th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
You know he ain’t hitting it right.
April 29th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
@Sorry For Partying Says thats some real shit brotha.
April 29th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Rung, not wrung.
p.s. She has a gross body
April 29th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I ran into Mr. Piven at a costume party several years ago.
First let me say, even then he was totally rude, though he did let me cut to the front of the bathroom line. Second, he came dressed as Napolean for the party so he must have some sense of humor about himself. Third, my friend said his dick is like a thumb.
Enigma? Douche bag? You decide.
April 29th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
actually people.
that was not a gal…
t’was a TRANNY!
April 29th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
A hater AND a homophobe!
I hope you understand how pathetic these statements make you look.
April 29th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
i dont care….piven gives hope for all the overweight, balding jews of the world
with just a little bit of money, you still can get young ass
so hug it out bitches
April 29th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
he’s not fat….bald maybe but not overweight
April 29th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I HATE HIS LAST NAME, IT IS ANNOYING, JUST HEARING SOMEONE SAY IT OR READING THE WORD MAKES ME WANNA SLAP SOMEBODY. HE IS UGLY, OLD AND BALD, AND WHO WATCHES HIS STUPID ASS TV SHOW? EW
April 30th, 2008 at 1:35 am
i still can’t see how jeremy piven is overweight
April 30th, 2008 at 1:38 am
whatever yall JP is totally the hottest guy under 5′9″. Seriously he’s cute and his asshole demeanour make him totally attractive. Don’t tell me yall havent fucked at least one frat asshole in your life, even just for the experience.
JP=Sexy Beast
+Jew Lover
April 30th, 2008 at 1:41 am
whatever yall JP is totally the hottest guy under 5′9″. Seriously he’s cute and his asshole demeanour make him totally attractive. Don’t tell me yall havent fucked at least one frat asshole in your life, even just for the experience.
JP=Sexy Beast
I’m getting hard just looking at him
+Jew Lover
April 30th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
I don’t know how you missed the most amazing aspect of this story.
The guy’s name is Jeremy.
Seriously.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
rung. Not wrung.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:54 am
Ladies — these pictures should be convincing evidence for why NOT to get breast implants. Looks like she has two grapefruits shoved into her bikini top. I’m sure they feel the same as grapefruits, too.
May 1st, 2008 at 2:07 am
i will hug it out with his bitch naked and blow a load in his eye