Amy Winehouse Buys Some Dude a Burger of the Day
Someone sent me this video the other day of Amy Winehouse getting drive thru. I think she offers to buy him a cheeseburger but I lost interest in watching this shit when I saw her kissing people with food in her mouth and felt like throwing the fuck up. I don’t find Amy Winehouse as disgusting as everyone else, she’s skinny, she’s talented but she’s got some disgusting hygiene issues and a mouth that scares me and that throws off her potential horse-headed hotness. The dreams of coming home and being greeted by this kind of monster don’t really exist for me, but a life with her would be a lot more fun than the life I currently live, even if it would be substantially shorter because I’d probably die of an overdose trying to keep up with this garbage can, because I’d probably have to be really fuckin’ high to get past the smell of rotting meat pouring out of her orifices….a smell I am not unused to, but one I try not to expose myself to nevertheless.
Either way, here she is answering her door in her bra because she’s pretty fucking amazing.
April 30th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
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April 30th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Is anyone else as grossed out by her as I am? Please tell me why she is famous. And is she on something in the video I’ve never seen someone move around this much in my life.
April 30th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I’d throat fuck this little cunt till she cried . She would whimper and and weep while I grunted my dick yogurt into her colon , little fuckin puckered butthole bitch
April 30th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
hey, where is the story about how the country is up in arms over the miley cyrus vanity fair pics…and how its obvious that no one in the msm has seen her myspace or slut out on the town pics….dont those fucks use the internets?
May 2nd, 2008 at 3:17 am
um, dick yogurt? my dick snot would go down this trainwreck’s gullet each night just to calm this crackwhore down for a few minutes.
jesus m. is on some kind of manic rambling writing roll this week. very good commentary this week.
melikes!
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:56 pm
she’s weak, needs attention and care.
May 4th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
What the fuck is this bitch on?