Brie Larson, Former Child Star Does Internet Viral Video of the Day

Here is a child star named Brie Larson, who could have been Miley Cyrus or Megan Fox but is instead starring in internet viral videos in her panties. It’s one of those one step closer to porn moments on her slow fall into the gutter while trying to cling on to the little amount of fame she got before her 18th birthday and now at 18 is ready to take shit up a notch to get noticed amongst the clutter of other 18 year old hot chicks trying to be famous so that she doesn’t have to go that last step and put a penis in her mouth on camera to get that feeling of fame she’s addicted to and has only had a taste of.
The truth is that I don’t realize how big the internet actually is. I just write this shitty shit I’ve been doing for years while the internet is becoming like cable TV all around me as mainstream media is trying to figure out how to tap into this place, but no matter how mainstream the internet gets, it will always be the place for loser virgins to congregate with like-minded loser virgins. So maybe I underestimate doing online viral’s because I think the internet isn’t a place of opportunity but a place for sexually confused outcast predators but that’s just because I am convinced the internet is just a phase that is not going to stay and because I’m keeping shit real 1996 style and haven’t had the success of bands got signed cuz of myspace, or a handful of writers who made movies about teenage pregnancy because of blogs, or how a handful of sluts got more famous than they actually should be like Tila Tequila, Perez Hilton and Paris Hilton, but I have asked a lot of girls for nude pictures.
Either way, here’s a viral and I normally hate staged viral shit about a girl who gets hired to babysit some mid-20 year old and it’s got a decent joke I can appreciate at the end so check it out.
Here are the screencaps of her in her panties….


April 30th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
who is brie larson?
April 30th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
I guess she was a minor Disney kid player and another “singer’ they tried to market.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
damn, i looked that movie title up on IMDB, the dude who wrote and directed the short, went to Yale at 16 and the got a law degree from Duke, then was an entertainment lawyer in ATL and NYC, then went to film school at USC. the dude did the story for American Pie 2, and wrote the movie Slackers and wrote some movie called Puss in Boots based on that Shrek character that is coming out in 10′
oh, and the lady who played the mom, she is like some kind of journey woman in hollywood , i think she has been on every show from the 80’s till now, here resume is crazy long.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Best dad EVER!
April 30th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Dad is Carl the Janitor from The Breakfast Club!
April 30th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
and the mom is the rich, snotty girl from “some kind of wonderful”…
April 30th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
WHO
May 1st, 2008 at 5:03 pm
worst FLV player ever. i need to know how long a thing is before watching it all, especially if it looks crap
May 1st, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I thought it was a very funny and well done movie !
May 1st, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Thought it was pretty funny. The worst part was your unnecessary philosophical views. But I guess it is your blog.