I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2008

30

Apr

Brie Larson, Former Child Star Does Internet Viral Video of the Day

Here is a child star named Brie Larson, who could have been Miley Cyrus or Megan Fox but is instead starring in internet viral videos in her panties. It’s one of those one step closer to porn moments on her slow fall into the gutter while trying to cling on to the little amount of fame she got before her 18th birthday and now at 18 is ready to take shit up a notch to get noticed amongst the clutter of other 18 year old hot chicks trying to be famous so that she doesn’t have to go that last step and put a penis in her mouth on camera to get that feeling of fame she’s addicted to and has only had a taste of.

The truth is that I don’t realize how big the internet actually is. I just write this shitty shit I’ve been doing for years while the internet is becoming like cable TV all around me as mainstream media is trying to figure out how to tap into this place, but no matter how mainstream the internet gets, it will always be the place for loser virgins to congregate with like-minded loser virgins. So maybe I underestimate doing online viral’s because I think the internet isn’t a place of opportunity but a place for sexually confused outcast predators but that’s just because I am convinced the internet is just a phase that is not going to stay and because I’m keeping shit real 1996 style and haven’t had the success of bands got signed cuz of myspace, or a handful of writers who made movies about teenage pregnancy because of blogs, or how a handful of sluts got more famous than they actually should be like Tila Tequila, Perez Hilton and Paris Hilton, but I have asked a lot of girls for nude pictures.

Either way, here’s a viral and I normally hate staged viral shit about a girl who gets hired to babysit some mid-20 year old and it’s got a decent joke I can appreciate at the end so check it out.

Here are the screencaps of her in her panties….

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