Holly Madison’s Tits are Hipsters in Her All Over Print T-Shirt of the Day
The one thing that hip hop people, extreme sport people, street wear people and hipsters have in common is the all-over print hoody and now Playboy sluts can be added to the list of assholes who wear these stupid shirts. But they are a bit more interesting to look at because they have big fake tits and hard nipples and their all over print is some truck trailer slut emblem and not something lame like lightning bolts or whatever the fuck these kids are sporting….
I guess the other thing interesting about Playboy sluts who made it to the top and are fuckin’ Hefner is that they realize that they offer little more to the world than a set of tits and can make decent money from them so why the fuck not take what you can get. They look at gold-diggin the same way that an average person sees going to a technical school to get a skill that makes them employable and instead of paying for tuition, they spend their money on breast implants, tacky clothes and hair dye to manipulate their way to the top of the slut ladder staring at the bottom of the stripper pole and working their way up….
I guess I shouldn’t be so quick to judge, since I am sitting here in my underwear in my shitbox apartment, unskilled, uneducated and broke, because if I had a set of tits that weren’t as disgusting to look at as my man tits are, I’d be using them to make my life a little more comfortable too. I don’t know what the point of this post is but I do know that I spent the day drinking and that was pretty irresponsible of me so I’m trying to make it up to you here.
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:19 pm
“I guess I shouldn’t be so quick to judge, since I am sitting here in my underwear in my shitbox apartment, unskilled, uneducated and broke, because if I had a set of tits that weren’t as disgusting to look at as my man tits are, I’d be using them to make my life a little more comfortable too. I don’t know what the point of this post is but I do know that I spent the day drinking and that was pretty irresponsible of me so I’m trying to make it up to you here.”
That paragraph sums up my life. It’s good to know I’m not alone.
May 3rd, 2008 at 3:52 am
Why don’t you mention that her nipples are totally fuckin’ cockeyed? It’s kinda creepy.
May 5th, 2008 at 1:11 am
I’m with KT. If she’s got the dough, or Hugh does, why don’t they get those fixed? Totally off set nips…
May 5th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
How pathetic to have two nippes facing in two different directions.
May 5th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Who cares which way her nips are pointing. They taste the same when they’re in my mouth.
May 5th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
She looks like she’s gained weight. It’s weird, but Bridget actually looks better than her.
May 5th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Most gals have some difference here. She likely has implants. Maybe one of them has some contracture.
May 5th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Her tits are drunk. That’s why they’re cross-eyed.
May 5th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
I don’t think her nips are crooked, I think her right tit popped out of her bra and it one of those bras that just cups under the tit and lifts it and doesn’t cover the nipple…but I could be wrong but I don’t care, I’m just going to enjoy the hard nipples
May 6th, 2008 at 3:59 am
My tits are usually being mauled by some low-life as I cheat on my husband.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:08 am
I love my HIM allover print hoody! It’s covered with heartagrams.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:30 am
I LOVE the Girls Next Door, and if I could have climed the stripper pole to success they did, you bet I would have! Holly is an Editor at the West Coast Playboy studio. Bridget has a Master’s Degree, Kendra has several companies, they all sell merchandise with their names on it.
Woot Woot! You GO Girls!!!
And I agree, Holly’s boob looks like it popped out of her bra~ it happens.
May 11th, 2008 at 1:35 am
she just wears really tight clothes, so her nipples get pulled one way or the other when she moves. haven’t you ever seen her with her hand down the front of her dress adjusting them? i have……