Michelle Trachtenberg’s Got Nipple Pasties of the Day
There was some event called the Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala last night and besides it being one the most obnoxious sounding event names a lot of people showed up. The more interesting of the bunch was probably Michelle Trachtenberg because she wrapped her nipples up like a Christmas gift, despite being a Jew, while wearing a pretty see through top. I guess being left out and watching all those Christians in her elementary school class doing the secret Santa gift exchange while she sat in the corner playing with her dreidel while speaking yiddish to herself has emotionally scarred her enough to develop an addiction to wrapping up everything in the house on a regular basis in gold paper, sometimes even her body parts or maybe she just didn’t want us to see her Jew nipple. I heard they don’t look like a regular nipple because of the generations of inbreeding and obsessing over the whole Holocaust thing they can’t seem to get over, but they sure are good at making money and not spending it on tipping waiters.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
That was such unnecessary anti-semitism. Really offensive, and not funny at all.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
I thought it was funny.
May 6th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
the best part of the whole series is how smug she looks. As if she thinks we were just dying to see that nipple and she fooled us. Get over yourself already honey.
May 6th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
You are a fuckin racist sexist piece of shit. You fuckin ugly fat asshole, no woman (or any Jew, whether male or female) would touch you.
Hey asshole, go get AIDS and kill yourself.
May 6th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Really unnecessary and quite unintelligent.
May 6th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Jews are good at making money? Hmmm… Go to Brooklyn and see all the almost homeless jew people… you’ll see if they are good at making money, ah !
May 6th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Ani-semite!
May 6th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
I thought it was funny and so did my Rabbi
May 6th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Ahahahhaaha….That’s why I love you. Never know what you’re going to say. That was fucking funny. Fuck the oversensitive pollitically-correct assholes.
May 6th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
LOL! Yeah, that was some funny shit. You took all of the stereotypical aspects of Jews, and totally made us laugh! I don’t hate Jews, but I still appreciate the humor. These haters here wouldn’t know a joke if it bit them on their Jew noses.
May 6th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
that is freakin’ over the line
May 6th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
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May 6th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Jesus Martinez is a fat dirty Canadian spic. I hope you die in a car accident.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
I agree the antisemitism is unoriginal and not funny. And actually, I went to P.S with her in brooklyn, up until middle school, and she was never left out. Ever. Idiot!
May 6th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
I am now writing an article for people to boycott this site.
May 7th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Really offensive, and not funny at all.
You can be funny. you really don’t need this kind of shit to get it going.
May 7th, 2008 at 4:43 am
Wait, there was anti-semitism? I didn’t notice, I was too distracted by the hotness of this girl. She looks gorgeus.
May 7th, 2008 at 4:59 am
That was ridiculously unnecessary and incredibly anti-Semitic, why would you write crap like that?
May 7th, 2008 at 5:17 am
You find this offensive? You’re at the wrong site. Go back to perezhilton.com you fuckin faggots.
May 7th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
You’re my hero.
Everyone else STFU.
May 8th, 2008 at 12:27 am
The fat slob that writes this blog must be such a angry, bitter suicidal agoraphobic. All he does is steal shit from other sites anyway. DiE MaRtiNez
May 8th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Don’t worry, I know this guy personally.
His disdain towards Jews comes from his mother committing adultery when he was younger…with a Jew. Not going to name and shame, don’t need to potential problems. He knows the truth though.