Drunken Kelly Osborne of the Day
This is a nice change of pace because the drunken asshole who can’t make his way out of the bar in Kelly Osbourne’s life is usually the guy guy going home with her because she’s disgusting and you’d have to be wasted to get up in this. The only explanation for anyone sober getting with her would be that they are die hard Sabbath fans and are trying to live out their non-sexual man crush on Ozzy by using his daughter in hopes that it gets serious so that he can change his last name to Osbourne since it’s always been a dream, or dude is just a wallet fucker and wants to ride the fat girl right into the good life. I guess the good news with Kelly Osbourne getting this drunk is that wallet fuckin’ her doesn’t mean you have to actually fuck her, all you have to do is slide into her purse (not her pink purse) and pull the wallet out knowing that she’d have no idea what happened to it when she sobered up the next day. It’s a lot less emotionally abuse of yourself, but to be fair to Kelly, at least she’s got a girl with some kind of skin disorder to take care of her, I guess what they say about fat ugly chick never finding love is all lies.
May 7th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
She reminds me of Lou Costello from “Abbott and Costello”..Except she’s not funny!..besides the falling down part….
May 7th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
its sad when ones ummm “career” boils down to having to get wasted in order to get noticed!
May 7th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Oh thank god there was no upskirt. I would have projectile-vomited.
May 7th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
She looks pretty. Just saw her profile on interracial dating site called B L A C K W H I T E K I S S .C O M last week. She is writing her blog there.