Eva Mendes is Hot and Topless in Vogue of the Day
Eva Mendes did some hot photoshoot for some European Vogue and it reminds me of all the vintage porn I used to jerk off to because there was just something amazing about getting down to a woman in frilly lingerie in the 1950s while knowin’ she was either pissin’ herself in an old folks home, knitting a scarf for her church group or was dead, all while I came all over myself to her pics…
May 8th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
If you mean “hot” in the same way that Lindsay Whorehan’s shit-stained upper lip is “hot” then you’re 100 per cent correct.
Otherwise, this whore looks like she spends at least five hours a day soaking in a tub of chicken grease.
May 8th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
nice pics but they could of used less with the feet and licking poses and more with nipples and maybe flashed a little pubic hair hanging out of her underwear or shown some pussy lips
May 12th, 2008 at 11:14 am
i never thought I wood be disappointed with topless pics of eva but here we are
May 31st, 2008 at 11:24 pm
You people are idiots. This is one of the hottest women alive.
You are just saying this shit because you sit around all day looking at porn on the interwebs and telling yourself that these women would actually give your fat, microwave burrito eating asses the time of day, let alone a blow job.
Do yourselves a favor and get outside once in a while and see what the real world is like, and don’t forget to cover up because your pasty Casper the Friendly Ghost complexion and dunlap diseased bellies will scare all the beautiful and real non-internet strippers away.
Eva Mendes is class, and you can’t handle it.