Billie Piper Period Bloat of the Day
The craziest thing about Billie Piper, other than no one knowing who the fuck she is, is that she’s 25 and everytime I see her she looks like she’s in her 40s and I blame that on retiring from her popstar career when she was 18 and decided to get married to an old dude instead of doing the Tara Reid party slut college girl thing. She grew up before her time and now she’s either bloated from her period and dressing sexy because girls always get slutty before they bleed, or maybe she’s finally pregnant and is out there satisfying a pregnancy craving but I like to think she’s just getting fat from eating to much on her way to buy more food to continue getting fat without realizing she’s fat and holdin’ onto the dream of being the hottest bitch in the world by rockin’ a mini-skirt that has all spilled over from when she was 17 and actually relevant in the UK, which isn’t saying much. I guess none of that matters, the real issue is why the fuck I am bothering posting this shit.
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May 13th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
FYI, she’s supposedly 3.5 months pregnant.
May 13th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
she is a singer. british
May 14th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
She was also on the Dr. Who & The Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl series…
SPECTACULAR legs Billie. Bravo!!
May 15th, 2008 at 1:53 am
yeah, well when you’re squeezing your half-inch of love truncheon up her crapper you’d be paying scant attention to her period bloat don’t you think?
August 9th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
She was fucking pregnant you idiot.
Everyone knows her in the UK.
She was on Doctor Who for 2 years, plus in season 7 and that is seen by 250 million people worldwide.
Get your damn facts straight.
August 9th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Season 4**********