Britney Spears Scratching Her Pregnant Ass of the Day
I was walking home drunk around 4 am the other day and the cops decided to come hassle me. As I was talking to them trying to avoid getting arrested by telling them I am just walking home and that I don’t want trouble and shit, this crackhead black chick who was clearly pregnant and completely fucked out of her tree on whatever the fuck drugs she was on rides her bike by us, if you can call what she was doing riding a bike, it was more like swerving in and out of traffic on some kind of death ride like a drunken, drugged up pregnant chick on a bike would ride a bike. As soon as she sees the fuckin’ cops and me she panics, drops the bike and runs in the opposite direction. I try to tell the cops that I think they are wasting their time with me because this chick is obviously on drugs, obviously stole that bike and is ditching it and is obviously up to no fuckin’ good because she saw cops and is fleeing but instead of letting innocent me go home to check out the criminal, they ended up getting mad at me for trying to videotape the bitch and for telling them how to do their job and gave me some public drunkeness ticket. It’s like when I see cops giving out speeding tickets to people going 50 in a school zone, while there are people making meth in their basements to sell to those kids. It’s nice to see the pigs have their priorities straight.
Speaking of priorities, it looks like Britney’s are completely set striaght, because I know how a bad wipe or hemorrhoids can takeover someone’s life. I live with an obese woman and scratching her ass seems to be something she does more than eating bags of chips with her unwashed asshole smelling fingers. It’s pretty gross when my wife does it, but I think it’s hot when Britney does it because she’ may look like ghetto trash but she’s rich and that means her shit is more valuable than my wife’s poverty shit and you can probably smell that difference in their stained week old panties.
I had to Take the Images Down By X17 - But They Have Them Posted on Their Site So You Can Just Check Them Out There
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May 13th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
It’s 2008, where is she buying these Scrunchies??
May 13th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
hahahahah krabbi! 2008 & wearing scrunchies is a DAMN shame. Yet, poor britney is the poster girl for “a DAMN shame”.
May 13th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
just leave her alone does it really matter
May 13th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
That shit looks photoshopped
May 13th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
it does look photoshopped but wouldnt that be awesome? Well, not for the kid but for my entertainment!
May 13th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Awww. Brit Brit has a wedgey
May 13th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
maybe you should stop drinking and then you’d stop seeing imaginary drunk black women you cunt.
May 13th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
why do white people keep trying to make this piece of shit a star? she’s a has-been. but they’re giving her tv parts and trying to get her to go on tour. this bitch is not a star, she a washed up bi polar dope fiend who is going the way of dana platHo.
May 13th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
That is sooo funny lol It must be the mood I am in. Andddddddd!! Pregnancy doesn’t happen in the middle of the stomach lol It starts near the *****. And I doubt phone sex did this lol
May 13th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
doesn’t she know smoking is bad for her voice?? oh wait, she isn’t a good singer. Maybe it is helping her.
May 13th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
With a name like Pepper, let me guess….. drunk crack ho?
May 13th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Oh ’scuse me… drunk BLACK crack ho?
May 13th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Funny how all the tabloids say she is back to the same size when she was younger and a bigger star. She looks worse to me!
May 14th, 2008 at 3:21 am
UnbornTurd…..that isn’t the middle of her stomach. Her titties are just drooping so low that it gives the illusion that it’s the middle of her stomach. It’s actually her lower abdomen sticking out and photoshopped or not, it looks kinda like a pregnancy. For the sake of the possible child let’s hope to hell not though!
May 15th, 2008 at 8:09 am
why was that image taken away :’(