Miley Cyrus Rocks The Mic Like a Slut of the Day
I know some of you sick fucks have have some kind of fantasy of slamming Miley Cyrus because she’s an underage slut on Disney who makes a ton of fuckin’ money and that gets you off because you always had a thing for all things Disney like the poor lonely woman down the hall from me who started collecting everything and anything with Mickey Mouse on it after her husband died. It’s a little fuckin’ weird sickness but not as weird as Miley Cyrus’ busted up face.
I think the real reason you should want to get in her pants is to prove that her wholesome Disney Christian life is bullshit because she’s one of those sluts who tries to pretend she’s all for God all while her boyfriend’s dick is in her wholesome Christian ass because anal retains virginity or some shit and God likes Virgins.
The other reason you should want to get into her pants is the excitement that comes with an inexperienced mouth when that inexperienced mouth should be deemed an illegal weapon as shards of teeth come at you from every angle. It’s like playing some kind of videogame only more exciting cuz shit’s real life and has some serious consequences. Unfortunately that Miley Cyrus mouth isn’t all that inexperienced as one would hope in trying to sacrifice their penis by letting her suck it, because it is the tool that got her to this level of success in the first place.
The point of this post, is to say that you shouldn’t want to have sex with Miley Cyrus at all, she’s only 15 and more importantly she’s fuckin’ ugly. So let her be a slut amongst executives at Disney and boys her own age, it won’t be long before she’s getting naked legally.
May 13th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
I fucking hate this cunt but i would still love to be the first dude who sticks his penis up in her with out a condom, it would save me cashing my lunch coupons at the homeless shelter, i dream to be a red neck version of k-fed. Err hang on
May 14th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “.On “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m”,there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more
friends,find their lover.On that site,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the site.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!
May 14th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Jesus, I just heard about the bad news for you Canadians: The age of consent was raised to 16 from 14.
Overnight, Miley went from an ugly 15 year old who was old enough for you to fuck legally to an ugly 15 year old who is jailbait for you.
May 14th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
you sick bastards cant even get head from a grown ass crackhead much less a disney pop star. grow up.
May 14th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
whereTF are her VanityFair pictures already g.d.it.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
I would hit that again and again and again until I was bone dry and she was overflowing. Yummy 15 yr old pussy.
May 14th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
wanna cure a pedofile??
force him to watch that gawdawful concert film nonstop
May 24th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
She’s pretty and her make-up is well done but she’s funny because she looked like she had fallen asleep while singing and holding the mike. =)
June 14th, 2008 at 4:15 am
Miley Cyrus does not have a busted up face fool!!!!! look at yourself in the mirror it will crack you stupid idiot just go and get a like you dumb ass!!!!
June 14th, 2008 at 4:17 am
Whoever wrote this article you’re fuckin ugly. you dog face ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 14th, 2008 at 4:20 am
Whoever says that Miley is ugly you’re fucking ugly tooo bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!