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From the stepFORUM of the Day

I got drunk last night and that’s why I am confused today, but not as confused as the kids who were out at the bar last night. Girls looked like boys and boys looked like girls and I guess it’s just a sign of the times. It’s like everybar is a gay bar and everyone’s sexuality is fuckin’ blurred to the point where everyone looks like Pete Wentz and Samantha Ronson. My biggest concern about my sexuality is that I use a lap top to update this shit and that laptop is directly on my lap because I don’t own a table and I am scared that it may lead to penis cancer leaving me amputated and confused like a Ken doll, not that I don’t already look like a Ken doll with a mound where a penis normally would be, but because I know that under this fat there is a penis and knowing that is enough for me to not grow out asymetrical hair and wear tight little shirts to show off my budding breasts caused by the serious lack of testosterone from having no balls since the internet indirectly took them away from me.

Here’s some of the action going on in the stepFORUM

———Music———

The Delays – Everythings The Rush
GO

The Used – Shallow Believer
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The Ting Tings – We Started Nothing
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SIA – Lady Croissant
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Some Girls – Crushing Love
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Barenaked Ladies – Gordon
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DJ Shadow and Cut Chemist mixes
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Stevie Wonder – In Square Circle
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Bruce Springsteen – Born in the USA
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Andrew Bird – Soldier On
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Finger Eleven – Them vs. You vs. Me
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Andrew W.K. – Close Calls With Brick Walls
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3 Dream Academy CDs
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Meat Loaf – Dead Ringer
GO

X-Files OST
GO

———Celebs———

Kate Moss in her Panties
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Angelina Jolie Looking Incredible
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Kim Kardashian in panties getting her cellulite treated
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Maggie Grace on the Beach
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Jessica Alba’s Ass
GO

A Hot Jamie Pressly FHM Shoot
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Hunter Tylo “Bold and the Beautiful” Promo shoot
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Kate Hudson sexy shoot
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Natalie Portman @ Blindness premiere
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Shannon Elizabeth in Maxim
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Keeley Hazell In London
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Kate Beckinsale In Santa Monica
GO

———Sleaziness———

Some Chick Feeling Herself Outside
GO

Mellie Williams
GO

Real Peachez
GO

Some Goth Chick Stuffing Her Clam
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Crissy Moran
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———E-books———

Secret Sauces Exposed
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They Never Said it! A Book of Fake Quotes and Misquotes
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Adolescent Health Care
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———Comedy Albums———

Richard Pryor – Here and Now
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Patton Oswalt — No reason to complain
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Bill Cosby – Revenge
GO

———Software———

Atomix Virtual DJ Professional 5.0
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Babylon Pro 7.0.3.13
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Juno
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My Blueberry Nights (with Norah Jones)
GO

Halloween
GO

———Random Joke———

Funny Ass Blonde Joke
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———video———

Oh Zit!!!
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Women Drivers
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