Michelle Trachtenberg went to some Nylon event because she’s got nothing better to do with her time that hang out with a bunch of self-proclaimed fashionistas at their magazine party, but she made the mistake of showing up with Billionaire Lydia Hearst because next to skinny Lydia Hearst, Michelle Trachtenberg looks like some kind of monster. Her enitre body, from face to thick angles looks like she lost a mud wrestling match with elephantism, but I’m not doctor, I could be wrong.

I kinda have a soft spot in my heart for Lydia Hearst. We became facebook friends and she was always nice enough to answer me up until recently. I tried to convince her to buy my site off me because I can’t afford to pay the servers or to license pictures and thought she had lots of excess money from her greatgrandfather’s media empire, but she didn’t bite, so if the site gets shut down, you know who is resposible for it.

BONUS: Lydia Hearst at Some Other Event Showin’ Some Tit

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9 Responses to “Michelle Trachtenberg Shouldn’t Hang With Skinny Girls of the Day”

1. Nathiest Says:
   May 15th, 2008 at 9:01 pm

   dumbass thats her lesbian lover! duh!

2. Doc Says:
   May 16th, 2008 at 9:46 am

   Lydia is so skinny she makes Knightly look healthy.

3. Edweirdo Says:
   May 16th, 2008 at 10:10 am

   Those are some ugly green shoes.

4. george Says:
   May 16th, 2008 at 12:52 pm

   finally,michelle,a beautiful young woman that actually looks like a young woman and not like a 12 year old girl.

5. fra Says:
   May 16th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

   u’re talking shit!!! michelle is very beautiful and finally not a fucking anorexic!!!!!!!!

6. The Key Says:
   May 16th, 2008 at 10:05 pm

   Michelle FatGutBurgerEater :}

   No ones talking shit she’s FAT

7. The Kilted Yaksman Says:
   May 16th, 2008 at 11:13 pm

   Wow, some of you people must be pederasts. The way you talk it is obvious that you prefer 12 year old boys to actual women. Time to join the Catholic clergy!

8. d.d. Says:
   May 18th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

   michelle is offcourse, obviously the one who is much much hotttttttttttttttttttter
   yummy

9. ALI AWAN Says:
   September 25th, 2008 at 6:22 am

   NICE SHOTS.
   VERY PRETTY MODEL
   LOVELY HAIR
   PRETTY EYES
   CUTE NOSE AND SEXY LIPS
   HOT BREASTS
   TOP TO BOTTOM HOT AND SEXY
   GOOD LUCK IN FUTURE
   OXOXOXOXOX

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