Audrina on the Set of Her New Shitty Movie of the Day
So the formula for useless slut success is pretty simple. Get fake tits, suck the right dick to end up on a shitty MTV show that for some reason is a huge success because people obviously have nothing better to do with their time. because they are even more useless than the fake tit sluts on the show.
That popularity leads to shitty movie roles like to the sequel to a Jessica Alba movie that only got an audience because Alba was in a bikini the whole fuckin’ time and the movie companies know that we’re easily manipulated. Unfortunately, the next round doesn’t have as much of a budget and they couldn’t get Alba because she’s pregnant and too expensive, so they took the next best thing, someone who wasn’t scared that a role that shitty would ruin their career but would instead think of it as an opportunity of a lifetime and that person is Audrina from the Hills.
May 17th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
What is this bitch’s name? Orangina? I’ve never met the young woman, but that does not prevent me from realizing that she suffers from severe stupidity. They should make a movie called “Vapid & Useless,” and it would be about a bunch of idiots that sit around and go “duh” all the time, and this whore could be the star of the movie, and she’d win an oscar for such a convincing performance.
May 20th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
I can’t stand to hear her talk and immediately change the station if I see her on TV, but OMG, what a body on this chick. She should never talk and never wear anything with more fabric than that bikini and she may have a successful career.