The paparazzi got a picture of Angelina Jolie putting on her shirt on the balcony in some French Riviera villa. The pictures are shitty quality and another example of how the paparazzi are criminals but you all want to fuck Angelina, especially now that she’s pregnant because you are into pregnant chicks and I am not sure why because the whole concept of pregnancy scares the fuck out of me and I always fight with people who try to claim that it’s a beautiful natural thing, because to me there is nothing natural about life being created inside a woman’s pussy. It reminds me of a horrible sci-fi movie and everytime I get together with a girl who has kids I try to pretend that she didn’t have a life inside her, despite how hard her vagina makes it for me since it’s all battered and abused like the arm and leg of a war victim who stepped on a land mind but survived.

Knocking up Angelina would be like winning the lottery, not because she’s hot but because she’s rich, but the chances of winning the lottery are probably a lot higher.

Either way, I don’t think seeing a chick topless is all that exciting, I am more of a pussy man and come from the school where all girls should be topless all the time, so these pictures of her and her dark pregnant nipples bore the fuck out of me, but probably just changed your life, so enjoy.