From the stepFORUM of the Day
I tried using my wife’s pussy scent as a cologne so that girls thought I got pussy and would in-turn give me their pussy, the stench was so vile that even horny dudes wouldn’t talk to me and just look at me in disgust. So the first time I tried this experiment I took a pair of her dirty underwear and rubbed them all over my face while holding my nose so that I didn’t throw up because it was vile, that didn’t work because I just smelled like a sewer. The next night I fingered my wife, having her think I was going to finish her off and dabbed that shit on like cologne, and got the fuck out of there as fast as I could so that I wouldn’t have to bang her. Both nights were equally unsuccessful….but I was a good idea in theory.
The forum was alive this weekend, while I was out in the gutter, so here’s some of what went on in case you missed it.
———Music———
Bjork Live Box Set
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Lamb of God – New American Gospel
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Dillinger Escape Plan – Under the Running Board
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Best of Chris Isaak
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Kylie Minogue – X
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The Dream – Love Me All Summer…
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The Good Bad and the Ugly OST
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Mindless Self Indulgence – You’ll Rebel to Anything
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Firehouse – Hold Your Fire
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Ryan Adams – Cold Roses
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Sean Paul – The Trinity
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Brand Nubian – Foundation
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———Celebs———
Lindsay Lohan and her pale legs shopping for jewelry
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Keeley Hazell Looking Hot at Britains Best Awards
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Amy Winehouse in bra at her doorstep
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Natalie Portman @ Indiana Jones Premiere
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Laura Vandervoort new bikini pics
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Hillary Duff In Allure Mag
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Stacy Keibler – OK Magazines Body and Soul on the Beach
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Jenny McCarthy @ Grand opening of MGM Grand
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Kim Kardashian at opening of MGM Grand
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———Sleaziness———
Some Chick with Elf Eyes Feeling Herself
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Keeley Hazell Topless
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Random Chicks
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Bikini Contest
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Melons
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Random Lesbos
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MILF H*nter – Sarah
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———E-books———
The Anarchist Cookbook
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A gazillion Brazilian Jiu Jitsu E-Books
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McDonalds and KFC recipes
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WindowBlinds
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———Software———
Active@ File Recovery 7.3
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Proxyshell Hide IP 2.4.6.0
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AnyDVD & AnyDVD HD 6.4.1.2
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———video———
The Most Amazing Video You Will See This Year
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Is Ass Effects Right For You??
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Twister in Panties
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———Sex Talk———
Virginia Wants to know How Many People You’ve Banged
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———Pics———
Jesus Saves
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