From the stepFORUM of the Day

Myspace deleted my profile for the second time and I barely even use that useless mess of a website except for the occasional time that I am linked to a band’s myspace page. I boycotted those fuckers after wasting 2 years building up 10,000 friends who weren’t friends before knowing there was a script that adds people automatically, in hopes of reaching Tila Tequila fame and the fuckers killed my hard work. So I set up another profile and now they did it again. You just can’t trust wasting your time on other corporate sites that have useless rules and regulations and who are fuckin’ up the internet and all that was appealing about it. I guess myspace isn’t really myspace at all, it’s yourspace that you are pretending is myspace so you can make your millions of dollars on my activity on yourspace that we both pretend is myspace because the second I use it as myspace you shut me down proving that it’s actually yourspace.
That’s why I’ve moved to facebook who haven’t bothered me yet and this is my facebook message of the day, that I sugges t you send to all the single girls you have on your friends list. It will make them want to fuck you…or not.
I am so glad you’re single, now I can masturbate to your pics guilt free.
With Love
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com
If you don’t want to get censored of banned online after putting time and energy into something, go to the stepFORUM. It’s lots of fun.
Here’s some of the hottest shit going on there today
This post was written while drunk and
———Music———
Tiga - Sexor
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New Order - Get Ready
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Placebo - Sleeping With Ghosts
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Hercules and Love Affair
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Los Lobos - Desperado Soundtrack
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Staind - Tormented
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Blues Traveller - Truth Be Told
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DIDO - Rarities
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The Rat Pack - LIVE and Swingin’
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Five Finger Death Punch - The Way of the Fist
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Ice T - Rhyme Pays
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Idlewild - Hope is Important
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The Bridge - A Tribute To Neil Young
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I’m Not There OST
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American Hardcore OST
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———Celebs———
Amanda Bynes @ Maxim’s Hot 100 Party
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Jewel Performs on Yahoo Music
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Audrina Patridge @ the Maxim hot 100 soiree’
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Stacy Keibler legs in leather @ Maxim hot 100 soiree
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Mischa Barton in red skirt heading back to London hotel
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Summer Glau - American Idol Season 7 Grand Finale Arrival
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Teri Hatcher and her MILF cleavage
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Audrina Patridge Looking HOTT @ Dolce restaurant
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Rachel Bilson & mother out shopping in Pasadena
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Bald Cameron Diaz on the set of My Sister’s Keeper
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Minka Kelly more hotness from the FIFI Awards
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Carrie Underwood @ season finale of American Idol
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April Scott @ Maxim Mag Hot 100 Party 2008
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Doutzen Kroes stunning in blue @ the “Che” premiere
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———Sleaziness———
Random Girls Making Out
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Young With Big Cans
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Girls In Ligerie
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Divinity Has Huge Tits and Feels Herself
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Downtempo Feeling Herself
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———Movies and TV Shows———
The Deep
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Hard Candy
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An American Werewolf In London
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———Screening Room———
Go F*CK Yourself Monkey
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Do Ninja Skills Get You Laid?
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Unscensored Ultrabeat
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Roller Coaster Tycoon Killing People
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Rack Rack ‘Em
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———Pics———
Excuse Me..WTF?
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I’D Hit It
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———Software———
Network Magic
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Icon Packager
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———E-Books———
Emergency Sedation and Pain Management
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Drew Carey - Dirty Jokes and Beer
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Network Warrior
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A TON of Nutrition E-Books
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