Olivia Munn Keeps the Dream Alive of the Day

The thing you gotta love about Olivia Munn, other than the fact that she’s the relatively hot girl who caters to geeks across the nation on her shitty G4TV bullshit designed for virgins, is that she takes her target market seriously enough to show up to events with dudes who look equally ugly as the guys who jerk off to her compulsively at home. It’s not really their fault, they are collectors and the obsessive nature of collecting usually spills over into all aspects of their life. The benefit of her doing this is that it still gives hope to the losers watching her daily at home that they have a chance. Nothing would turn them off of her more than if she showed up with a gym-bo in Ed Hardy who the only Superman he knows is himself as he flexes in front of the mirror and not the one her audience knows everything about because they’ve read every single Superman comic ever written 33 times because that’s the year Superman was created, but you already know that, don’t you virgin.

May 22nd, 2008 at 6:12 pm
damn why that fuck is that tasty piece of mixed amer-asian ass rolling around town with patton oswalds taller foreigner lookin brother? shame on you olivia yeah i know youre not that famous so you cant be anyone importants arm candy but damn at least get some kind of pretty boy or girl to go out with. step up your fuckin game bitch !!!!!!! aside from that id wear her out like a 10 yr old pair of underwear but she seriously needs to wear pantyhose and skirts more………and no bras……..and do porno.
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Isn’t that Jamie Pressley’s fiance brother?
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:06 am
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site “W e a l t h y L o v I n g . co m ” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
AOTS is a good show and in fact I AOTS mentioned your website on one of their episodes.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Hey dumbfuck,that’s the editor of Maxim.He’s been all over the internets in pics with every broad at that party.
Idiot.
May 24th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Hey_Dude is correct. That is the editor of Maxim. I hope you do your research a little better & not make a judgement call after seeing 1 pic. Olivia is dating actor/musician Bryan Greenburg from the show October Road.