Audrina From the Hills and Her Fake Tits of the Day

I was stuck sitting next to a couple that was making out hard at the bar last night. Every time the annoying dude would get his tongue down the bitches throat or his hand up her shirt her fatter friend would come in and break them up because I thought she didn’t like seeing her friend fall for this loser’s shitty game because she was fat and fat girls like attention but it turned out that she was jealous and wanted the loser for herself and they were pretty much fighting over him, that never happens to me, I don’t know how it ended because I couldn’t deal with that kind of Soap Opera drama when I just wanted to get drunk and break things.
That story has nothing to do with Audrina Patridge and her fake tits that her dad got her when she was 16, at least that’s what I was told, but like the fat chick no one should give this bitch the time of day, but for some reason there’s always some asshole lame enough to inflate her ego and that asshole is you because you find this shit hot, when all I see is last week’s kitchen garbage.









May 29th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
re-post them. i can’t click on them and see them full size, they’re too little to view regularly.
May 29th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
The blond is some fake boobed girl named Heidi Montag. Needless to say- I could care less about these two fine sctresses! Greggo
May 29th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
I don’t care, Pork Fried Rice still looks good to me.
Two fine actresses???? HAHAHAHAHA, Greggo you’re too funny
May 29th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
she is beautiful, no matter what she wears. every time i signed in blackcentury.com and there were always many her fans talking about her… you know it is a site where singles can find their servious interracial relationship. They love her so much.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
ummm?….what…uh? I don’t see any porkfried rice in any of these pictures, I don’t see any chinese food at all but I would like to drown in a pool of her vaginal secretions
May 30th, 2008 at 12:23 am
What is wrong with this chicks eyes? Whenever I see her it always looks like she’s looking slightly up… I don’t really care actually, I wouldn’t tap that unless she payed me.
May 30th, 2008 at 9:48 am
She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
June 2nd, 2008 at 12:26 am
I met Audrina through an a mutal friend last summer,
and she is even ditzier in person,than she is on The Hills.
Total tramp as well…..
She should get her boobs redone,as they look super fake.
Mind you,her boob’s are much better than Heidi Montag’s.
June 7th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
whitney is the hot 1