Heidi Klum Pretends to Eat for McDonald’s of the Day
Everyone knows that despite what models say about how much they eat, they are full of shit and are just doing it because they want the rest of the world to think it’s ok to eat so that they get fat and make the models look even skinnier than they actually are in comparison.
Heidi Klum landed some kind of job promoting some McDonald’s chicken shit, and part of the campaign was to pretend that she was actually eating them because it looks better for McDonald’s. I guess hiring a model to pretend to eat is the best place to go since they have years of experience of trying to save face when they get invited to 4 course expensive dinners with clients and have to do their best to make everyone think they are actually eating and not sneaking to the bathroom to spit up the food they have hidden up in their cheeks and to rip a couple of lines, drink a couple of diet cokes to stay alert in conversation and a few sticks of gum to cover up the smell of their empty eating disorder stomach.
So despite this McDonald’s shit being false advertising, I still like Heidi Klum and would like to give her my own kind of wrap to eat in the form of my penis wrapped in gauze because of all the open sores.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
I have viewed many hooott videos and photos at ___ b l a c k c e n t u r y. c o m____ >>> where many fans are together, also i’v meet kinds of black and white single men who are hunger for true love online
May 29th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
fuck’n bitch wouldn’t eat at Mcdonalds even if she owned every store chain in the state and I bet that stuck up bitch is going to throw that food in the trash instead of giving it to someone the living on street who might be hungry.
May 30th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
i this bitch was a member of PETA?
May 30th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
hahahaha thats what she looks like right before going down on Seal
May 30th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
—Everyone knows that despite what models say about how much they eat, they are full of shit and are just doing it because they want the rest of the world to think it’s ok to eat so that they get fat and make the models look even skinnier than they actually are in comparison. —
hahaha that’s so true! Anorexic chicks do this all the time, so do super skinny girls–they try to fatten up their friends while losing weight.
June 2nd, 2008 at 12:29 am
I used to be a model,and ate all the time.(Fast metabolism I guess)
Anyways,Heidi Klum must be desperate for cash,cause I just can’t
figure out why she is working for the McDonalds franchise..
Judging from the one pic where her mouth is open wide,
she’s a deep throater.
Seal must be an envied man around the world.