Heidi Montag in her Staged Bikini Pics Drinking Champagne with Her Boyfriend of the Day
Heidi Montag lives a fake life, stars on a fake reality TV show, has fake tits and fake lips, it seems like the only thing real about her is that she is real ugly, I guess she’s also real useless and a real waste of space and if I think that is irony, but then again I never know how to properly identify irony and I blame Alanis Morissette for that. Here she is in some staged pictures with her fake boyfriend where she rocks a bikini, shows off her pretty fit lookin body and pokes out her ass to lure in her male fans like a baboon in heat. I can only assume they are drinking champagne to celebrate how much of a cunt she is, but it’s probably more to do with showing the world just how classy this piece of trash can get because America are suckers and have given her a purpose in life, when she’d be better off taking her insecure horse head to the local strip club where she belongs.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
But who knows she had a profile at ~~blackcentury.com~~ which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don’t think so
May 30th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Heidi is such an idiot! Look at her posing for the camera’s like she’s all that, Spencer is an idiot too..I’m sure he’s not the only one hitting that!
June 2nd, 2008 at 12:32 am
Heidi Montag needs to fire Spencer Pratt(also her fiance) as her manager.
Spencer has done nothing for Heidi’s career,except convince horny old
men that she is a major skank.
I get sick of seeing Heidi on the cover of Us Weekly as well,
and that’s why I stopped buying it.
Now,I turn to In Touch for the latest trash on celebs…
June 7th, 2008 at 10:59 am
this twat is railable but fucking annoying as hell
July 25th, 2008 at 10:34 am
She can jack off Spencer’s sperm into the glass of champagne and then pose for the world all smartass drinking it, see me I am cute.