Lydia Hearst’s Personal Sex in the City After Party Pics of the Day
I like to hate on Sex in the City as much as I can because I think it does bad thing to women as a species, but what I didn’t mention was the good things that it does to a woman as an individual and that is that it makes her horny and someone who puts out because the show programs them to think shit’s empowering. I remember being sucked into a Sex in the City party at some chick’s house about 10 years ago. I remember drinking beer while the host of the party made her fancy cocktails for her and her friends. By the end of the marathon, we were the only 2 people left at the party because there was still booze and I don’t leave a party until the last drop is consumed. Either way, the first chance bitch had, she jumped me like I was some successful, well dressed motherfucker, when in reality, I was just the only cock in the room. I ended up having unprotected sex with her where she asked me to finish on her face, and that is the shit that only comes when a girl watches sluts in Sex in the City and not sluts in porn. So if you’re a dude wanting to get laid, you gotta throw some Sex in the City parties, the only downside to that is that all the girls you invite will think you’re gay, but if you play it right, that non-threatening stance is key to having unprotected sex where she asks you to cum in her face.
Here are some pictures I stole from Facebook of Lydia Hearst at the Sex in the City Premiere afterparty and she may not fully be slutting out, but she definitely is giving us a whole lot of tongue and I hear that tongue is the gateway to unprotected sex that ends with you cumming on the sluts face.
May 29th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Man, thems some beautiful writin’s—got me all choked up with tears.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Oh… she’s a lesbian. Her tongue comes to a point which means as we all know she is in fact a big o’ lesbo! (it rhymed)
It’s genetics.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
But who knows she had a profile at ~~blackcentury.com~~ which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there.maybe you want to check it out.