Sarah McLachlan’s in a Bikini of the Day
If you aren’t sitting at home jerking off to hot young chicks half naked on So You Think You Can Dance and you are surfing the internet looking for post-pregnancy bikini pics of the woman who brought you the song “In the Arms of an Angel”, a song you are very familiar with because it runs through your head every time you jerk off while crying to yourself because you are the only person who loves you and because you know all your dead relatives are up there laughing at you in your moment of shame.
Either way, Sarah McLachlan, along with Dan Akroyd and my wife, prove that Canadians don’t do much more than sit around and eat bacon all day and these bikini pictures look like she’s been spending a little too much time behind the piano and not enough time doing squats with the piano, unless you consider the night she got knocked up, which probably involved a decent amount of bouncing on dick, not that I am one to talk, the internet has made me unable to do much more than make fun of fat asses I’d still like to fuck because my heart can handle the stain of doing much else…
I guess the good news in all this is that her belly button means business as it looks like it is screaming for her to cover the fuck up because it is self conscious about how big it is, something you have never really related to, if you know what I mean, which you do. Little penis man. Yes, I am talking to myself again, I’m pretty much the only person who listens to me.
May 29th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
She looks damn good!
May 29th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Come on, really Jesus? She looks a hell of a lot better then some of these bitches running out there being famous for no reason.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
sexy! I have ever seen her hot video at blackcentury.com. It is a niche interracial dating site. It is said that she had a profile there
May 29th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Yes, I am glad her belly button was brought up for discussion. her belly button looks like it has a a something to prove and it’s pissed off at the world. “Bellybutton, it’s not your fault, no really, it’s not your fault”
May 29th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
she looks great! you’re wrong on this one Jesus. compare her to Reese who is 11 years younger with 2 kids — Sarah looks way better. compare her with Shitney who is 15 years younger and has 2 babies. Sarah looks way better. Sarah by a landslide.
May 30th, 2008 at 12:50 am
Celia, take a good look at the first picture, bitch looks like my alcoholic aunt (who looks like something my dog had to strain to pass)who only goes in the water to piss.
May 30th, 2008 at 7:51 am
she looks like your mother wishes she did Billdozer.
May 30th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
All the lesbians are excited now.
May 30th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Fake!! That’s not real grade A cheese in the last foto.
1. Damn, thats a HUGE Belly button. (looks like the button fell off and there’s just the hole)
2. Her mouth resembles a horizontal pussy.
3. Her face moles are disgusting.
4. With all that bank she should get a boob lift.
5. I bet she has a great big hairy hippy clump.
6. If she’d let me I would fuck the hell outta Sarah McLachlan…
May 30th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
i’m not a lesbian Donkey’s AssPunch. don’t be an ass.
i am just defending a real 40-year-old woman from folks who would like her to go under the knife like Patricia Heaton [the woman from 'everybody loves Raymond'] and end up with a fake belly button instead of a real one. Sarah is not 20 and she is not trying to be. she is 40 and she looks damn good for 40. nuff said.
June 2nd, 2008 at 12:22 am
I’m from Oshawa,which is crack head city in Ontario.
And although Sarah McLachlan is not the best looking babe on the block,
she is a supermodel compared to most of the women I see her in Oshawa.
Although I have to say,Sarah McLachlan could use some execise to
tone up…
And what is up with that belly button of hers? It’s fucked up looking.