Topanga Hit’s Up a Bar of the Day
I was trolling through facebook when I got in this morning, because I had to pretend that I was up all night working so my wife wouldn’t find out that I was out doing drugs and trying to do 18 year olds. I came across some dude’s pictures of a girl who looked a lot like Topanga from Boy Meets World only fatter and more troll-like and I decided to reach out to find out what the deal was. It turned out that it was the real Topanga and this is what he wrote:
Me and a few of my buddies went to McFaddens in Worcester MA one night and it happened to be Topanga’s guest bartender night. One of my buddies used to work at the bar when he went to school and knew a bunch of the bouncers and bartenders. We got to be at the front of the bar where she was hanging out and she gave us a bunch of shots to take with her. She wanted to dance and started grinding me and the girl i was with, I did my best for being a white guy with no rhythm and the three of us grinded for a solid hour… the type of moves that would make Cory Mathews jealous as a mother
fucker. Even the DJ at the bar tried to get with her.At the end of the night me and my buddies tried to get her to go to the party we were going to but she had to go back to Boston or some shit to catch an early flight back to LA.
I guess it’s good to know that despite being a child star for some successful ABC family show, she still manages to get work, sure it’s hosting lame parties where she bar tends in small New England cities, but I guess it’s a lot better than having a successful acting career where she is the most desirable thing in Hollywood that gets so many jobs that she doesn’t know what to do with herself, because I’m sure deep down inside she wants none of that. She’d much rather be a nobody, she just goes to all those auditions she gets rejected from for jokes, her true passion lies in partying with commoners.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
And here I thought red eye reductions was standard on all cameras.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
how to say nice woman.she is wonderful in music.She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a interracial dating club ___ b l a c k c e n t u r y. c o m____ >>> She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…
May 30th, 2008 at 1:20 am
She looks hot
May 30th, 2008 at 1:54 am
nothing wrong there, a definet bar fuck and the chunky ones are the best because once they get drunk, they get horney and there pussy gets all juicy wet and they’ve been dancing all night and sweating and there sweet sweaty smell makes my cock even harder..well, you get my point
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Everyone looks down on “Topanga”,after a few yrs ago she revealed
that she dated Lance Bass(gay one of NYSNC),before he came
out of the closet.
How did she not know he was gay? This is what is on everyone’s mind.
Nice to see that she is trying to earn a buck,or maybe she was at
the bar for the free wings.
June 12th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Ha if only I can walk into a bar and see Blair from Facts of Life bartending…it’d be ON.