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From the stepFORUM of the Day

It is Sunday, there’s nothing to do but nurse your hangover, so you should waste your time proper and hit up the stepFORUM. I didn’t end up doing anything exciting last night, but spend about an hour in a 24 hour drug store to see what kind of whores came in for condoms. It was entertaining seeing people who just met in the club talking about which box worked best for their needs like seeing a couple fight over what ice cream flavor to get, only without the comfort of knowing each other and more of some animalistic sexual virility that I have never experienced because no one actually wants to have sex with me, even while drunk and I’d never take them condom shopping for fear of them sobering up and changing their mind. I’d rather get herpes.

Here’s some of the shit going down there.

———Celebs———

Audrina Patridge out w/her equally hot sister (HOT)
GO

Ashley Tisdale grabs some coffee after shopping
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Scarlett Johansson | L’Oreal 2008 campaign
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Marisa Miller looking HOT at the Last Call
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Kim Kardashian outtakes from Ralph Magazine shoot
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Roselyn Sanchez at A Book Launch
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Amy Alexander - topless in mallorca
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Jamie Lynn Spears - shopping at Wal-Mart
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Jessica Simpson | out and about in Hollywood
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Gwen Stefani and her gut in black tank top
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Whitney Port is very leggy in a skimpy colorful thingy
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Petra Nemcova - Icons of Music 2 Auction
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Christina Milian “21 Nights” Prince’s Book Party
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Lisa Rinna in an unknown bikini shoot
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Anne Hathaway at Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards
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Salma Hayek - Take her huge bewbs out for a walk
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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall walk hand in hand in Hollywood
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———Music———

Pre-Release Weezer - Red Album
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Pre-Release Ashanti - the Declaration
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Bloc Party - Flux
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Missy Elliott - Respect M.E.
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Marvin Gaye - Songbook
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Britney Spears - Greatest Hits
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George Macheal - Older
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The Romantics
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Maroon 5 - Songs About Jane
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The Cranberries - Wake up and Smell the Coffee
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Sade - Best of
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Ani Difranco - Little Plastic Castles
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Star Trek The Astral Symphony
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———Sleaziness———

Random Vag
GO

Money Shots
GO

———Movies and TV Shows———

The Onion Movie
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———Software———

Sony ACID Music Studio 7
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Inpaint - Erase Unwanted Objects from Your Photos
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UltimateDefrag 2008
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Diner Dash
GO

———Screening Room———

What Do You Want To Do Before You Die?
GO

In Motion
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———Pics———

Fun Chick or Obnoxious Slut?
GO

Floppy Tits?
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———E-books———

How To Sleep Less and Have More Energy
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Flatten Your Abdomen
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One Response to “From the stepFORUM of the Day”

  1. illuminati Says:

    Where are more pix of the chicks on this entery?

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