Brooke Mueller is Charlie Sheen’s Wife and This is Her in a Bikini of the Day
Charlie Sheen got married to some ex-actor turned real estate agent named Brooke Mueller because I can only assume he knocked her up and is doing the noble thing or because he doesn’t want to pay the outrageous commissions real estate agents demand, especially on multi-million dollar homes.
Here they are on their honeymoon and she is wearing some boring shorts bikini bottoms that you’d expect to see all the 12 year old girls at your neighbor’s daughter’s birthday party wearing and not so much what you’d want the bitch you just committed yourself for life to, and in Charlie Sheen’s case, life is more like by the hour. I guess you can’t blame him, whores don’t annoy you with all that kissing and cuddling bullshit, it’s more of a getting right down to business like it should be and none of this spending the same amount you’d spend on a whore a day but on one slut who disguises herself as your wife and takes you to the cleaners after you divorce because she catches you running around behind her back with less demanding whores.
June 3rd, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I bet she can suck a golf ball throug a garden hose.
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:23 pm
That was before they got married……
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:13 pm
She is so sexy and hot. It seems that she has posted a profile at blackwhitemeet.com— a dating club for interracial singles. Does she want to make online friends?
June 4th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
She looks like the type of mediocre chick you’d expect to marry an established Hollywood loser like Charlie Sheen. Sheen has been engaged/married a half-dozen times, with a list of faults and abuses detailed endlessly by ex’s. Suffice it to say, I’d guess this girl is too stupid to process it all as well.
Well…at least she’s a “celebrity” now, right?
June 4th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
She’s nothing special to look at.
It’s too bad Charlie Sheen ruined everything with
ex wife Denise Richards,cause she’s a yummy mummy.
June 4th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Candi Apples-I think this girl is a hell of a lot better than having a raging fucking psycho in the same house.Denise Richards is mind-fucked
June 4th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
who wouldn’t be mind-fucked after being married to dope-head, whore-banging, porn-star fucking Charlie Sheen. Richards my be a bitch, but loser Charlie’s past speaks for itself. He surely has the herp.
June 5th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
It’s too bad Charlie Sheen ruined everything with
ex wife Denise Richards,cause she’s a yummy mummy
spoken like a person who has never banged a certifiable psycho.
June 8th, 2008 at 12:40 am
“Denise Richards is mind-fucked”
Being married to Charlie Sheen will do that to you…