Lily Allen is a Drunken Pink Haired Mess of the Day
Since Lily Allen’s dreams of being a mother were rudely ripped from her uterus, she has decided to follow her other dream of being a drunken clown it’s one of those things when you can’t have children of your own because of fetal alcohol syndrome always giving you miscarriages, at least you can make them smile while wearing funny wigs at birthday parites before sexually harassing the moms and throwing up all over your emotionally wrecked self and getting carried away by the dad’s at the party.
On a sidenote the man who is carrying Lily Allen is actually a past winner of a strongman competition and early today has suggested carrying a drunken Lily Allen be one of the challenges because he hasn’t felt this kind of burn after a good work out since the time he tried to pull a dump tuck 100 yards.
Here are her before and after shots, which are more dramatic than mine because I fall somewhere in the middle at all times, doesn’t matter how sober or drunk I am ….I am always a mess, but at least I can always manage to stumble home without the help of a carrier.
June 4th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
It’s Lily Allens fault that she miscarried…
If someone can’t even stay sober while they are preggars,
then they have a serious problem.
Lily Allen is such a talentless hag,so it’s no surprise that
what little career she had is gone down the tubes.
And who on Earth is Lily Allen’s stylist? However the
stylist is,she should be fired,and pronto!
Lily Allen looks like a Rainbow Brite doll,except that
Rainbow Brite was prettier.
June 4th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Whoever the stylist is…..(spelling error)
June 4th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
So hot, check more photos at blackwhitemeet com
June 5th, 2008 at 6:16 am
Oh look, daddy’s sleepy little angel got a little overexcited at her special party and got all tired out. At least she didn’t poopy herself and mess up her pretty dress.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. “She is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site”, according to the officials of that site.