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Brody Jenner’s Mom is in a Bikini of the Day

Brody Jenner has a mother and she’s got a fuckin’ tight body. I am not sure if it’s a side-effect of the valium popping and an addiction to cocaine like most classy chicks, but I like to think she’s just natural beauty with a rock solid face that cares about her health enough to schedule 4 hour workout sessions with her 20-something personal trainer who she’s fucking and by personal trainer, I mean plastic surgeon.

I kinda feel bad for Brody Jenner, because having a mom this solid is a fucking curse because your first masturbation fantasies take place with a pair of her dirty panties on your face and your recent memories of walking in on her in the shower and that’s gotta fuck with your head a bit, something I am sure you know a lot about since your mom’s tits are bother the first and last set of tits you’ve sucked.

BONUS - Some Pictures of his Girlfriend Cora Skinner in a Bikini, But Why Would You Want to See Her After You’ve Just Seen His Mom, That’s Like choosing cheese in a can to top your cracker instead of the caviar…..you ghetto fuck.

6 Responses to “Brody Jenner’s Mom is in a Bikini of the Day”

  1. Candi Apples Says:

    Brody Jenner’s mom only claim to fame is that she dated
    Elvis Presley before he died.

    Also,she get mucho denero from music mogul ex
    David Foster when he dumped her golddigging ass.

    I think this lady is ugly,as she’s old,and has had way too much plastic surgery.

    Looks like she’s had the Tori Spelling boob job,and it
    looks gross.

  2. Swingin Dick Says:

    I’d knock the bottom outta her. BTW, what the hell is her name? Who is she?

  3. anony Says:

    Linda Thompson. Remember — Elvis was there first.

  4. jackhammer Says:

    can you see the herpes bumps through cora skinners bikini? Because apparently Brody is known as Patient 0 in LA because he is the one who gives most of the girls herpes….apparently they take in exchange for his huge dick.

  5. sally Says:

    I have viewed many hottest videos and photos at a celebrities singles dating club— BLACKWHITEMEET.COM—- where many fans and stars can chat together. And there are many black and white singles who are seeking for ideal match seriously there.

  6. JOSE ELVIS Says:

    son lindas las chicas y hermosa, lo que dios manda a la tierra para los hombres…. y no solo eso viver guntos, y el sexo es grande para los dos…..y etra…..

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