Brody Jenner has a mother and she’s got a fuckin’ tight body. I am not sure if it’s a side-effect of the valium popping and an addiction to cocaine like most classy chicks, but I like to think she’s just natural beauty with a rock solid face that cares about her health enough to schedule 4 hour workout sessions with her 20-something personal trainer who she’s fucking and by personal trainer, I mean plastic surgeon.

I kinda feel bad for Brody Jenner, because having a mom this solid is a fucking curse because your first masturbation fantasies take place with a pair of her dirty panties on your face and your recent memories of walking in on her in the shower and that’s gotta fuck with your head a bit, something I am sure you know a lot about since your mom’s tits are bother the first and last set of tits you’ve sucked.

BONUS – Some Pictures of his Girlfriend Cora Skinner in a Bikini, But Why Would You Want to See Her After You’ve Just Seen His Mom, That’s Like choosing cheese in a can to top your cracker instead of the caviar…..you ghetto fuck.

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7 Responses to “Brody Jenner’s Mom is in a Bikini of the Day”

1. Candi Apples Says:
   June 5th, 2008 at 4:34 pm

   Brody Jenner’s mom only claim to fame is that she dated
   Elvis Presley before he died.

   Also,she get mucho denero from music mogul ex
   David Foster when he dumped her golddigging ass.

   I think this lady is ugly,as she’s old,and has had way too much plastic surgery.

   Looks like she’s had the Tori Spelling boob job,and it
   looks gross.

2. Swingin Dick Says:
   June 5th, 2008 at 5:29 pm

   I’d knock the bottom outta her. BTW, what the hell is her name? Who is she?

3. anony Says:
   June 6th, 2008 at 12:42 am

   Linda Thompson. Remember — Elvis was there first.

4. jackhammer Says:
   June 6th, 2008 at 4:56 am

   can you see the herpes bumps through cora skinners bikini? Because apparently Brody is known as Patient 0 in LA because he is the one who gives most of the girls herpes….apparently they take in exchange for his huge dick.

5. sally Says:
   June 6th, 2008 at 10:45 am

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6. JOSE ELVIS Says:
   June 12th, 2008 at 10:06 pm

   son lindas las chicas y hermosa, lo que dios manda a la tierra para los hombres…. y no solo eso viver guntos, y el sexo es grande para los dos…..y etra…..

7. Florence Scarpitta Says:
   March 5th, 2010 at 10:24 am

   Muy bueno , nos gusta mucho vuestra blog, de lo mejor que ultimamente tengo visto en yahoo.

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