Jessica Simpson is Probably Pregnant of the Day
So someone told me that Jessica Simpson is moving into country because it has more longevity than pop since the people who listen to country are people of routine as they tend to their farms for generations doing the same jobs day in and day out from the age of 6, when they dropped out of school, until the day they die and are as loyal as Rusty, the dog they found in a ditch just outside of town when they were on their way to get feed and a new hinge for the barn door, and they decided to nurse him back to health and raise on the farm with the rest of their animals and who turned out to be a best friend and companion during all the low years when love just wasn’t goin’ their way. I guess it’s also got something to do with country fans not caring what the female performers look like because compared to their toothless haggard and obese wife they end up with, even Rusty starts to look like a natural beauty, if you know what I mean.
Either way, I think she’s moving to country because she needs something more wholesome because she’s knocked up. I ran these pictures by my expert in pregnancy, who is some slut I met at a bar who has happened to have had over 10 abortions and has been pregnant about 30 times in the last 10 years and she seems to think that Jessica is hiding something and that Tony Romo is back with her because of something and that Joe Simpson, who would normally dress her in a bikini is covering her up to look a lot more wholesome because of something.
Everything she does is a career move and that even the biggest perverts I know get thrown off when they get lap dances from pregnant strippers so as of today, she’s either trying to luring in the Christians who think she’s a tramp to buy her new album, or she’s laying the groundwork so that the Christians who can see past her being a tramp but won’t tolerate a slutty pregnant chick won’t turn on her.
So according to me and my team of one slut, Jessica Simpson is knocked up.
June 7th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I don’t think Jessica Simpson is knocked up like her equally slutty sister Ashlee.
I just think that Jessica Simpson is attempting to gain a more wholesome image,to attract country fans….
Even if Jessica’s country album fails like her pop albums
(and they probably will),who really cares.
With Jessica’s money from her Dessert cosmetics line,clothing company,Pizza Hut endorsements,jewelery line,etc etc……..She is laughing all the way to the bank.
June 9th, 2008 at 9:02 am
She is so beautiful!I love her.Maybe many men like her,too.If you want to know her more,you would go to “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “.She is also on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “,there are a lot of reports about her.You can contact her on that site.
June 9th, 2008 at 11:12 am
why does anyone give a fuck? She is not as hot as her once ugly duckling sis and her boyfriend is a pud for a quarterback
March 25th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
love Jessica