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2008

06

Jun

Kathy Griffin Gives Al Roker a Shitty Lap Dance of the Day

There are girls in the world who confuse me sexually because they are so fucking repulsive, Kathy Griffin is one of those people. I don’t know why she’s ever made it this far in her career, I hear its gotta do with her comedy that other ugly girls can relate to, but whatever it is, it’s ended up on the Today Show, yesterday.

This is a video of Kathy Griffin giving Al Roker a really shitty lap dance because she claims she will do anything she can on TV in hopes of getting attention and a paycheck, she’s pretty much hanging on with a thread and to prove it makes this really lame attempt at showing the world she just doesn’t care, he life is her craft and she’ll sacrifice it all for content because without her moderate fame, she’s pretty got nothing, which was pretty clear when I stared at her tits and my penis fell off, it could have just been an unrelated coincidence, but I blame her.

Either way, her lap dance is one that I would have asked for my money back if a hot chick did that shit on me, and one that would have ended with me throwing punches if Kathy Griffin did it to me but that’s just because she looks like some kind of demon and it would have just been an act of self defensive. I hope Al Roker washes his pants, because I hear she’s a squirter, especially when it comes to making contact with real men and not the men she sees on TV with her fat vibrator in hand.

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