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Lindsay Lohan’s Got Some Hot Tits of the Day

I was at a friends watching TV and celebrity expert Perez Hilton was on talking about Lindsay Lohan and how she’s not a full dyke, but more of a girl in an open relationship with a girl who still hooks up with dudes on the side but keeps that shit under the radar because it will make her look bad. I figured who the fuck cares about who she’s fucking, since it’s not me, and in my life have never really paid much notice to girls who girls who aren’t fucking me are fucking because it’s frustrating. I’d rather just look at their big ol’ tits and think about them bouncing in my face instead of the face of who they are bouncing for, it’s less abusive to my self esteem that is already pretty much non-existent.

What I do know, is that Lohan has and will remain the only celebrity I would ever kick it with, but that’s just because we’re connected at the soul and you can’t really argue with destiny…





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9 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan’s Got Some Hot Tits of the Day”

  1. ricardo Says:

    She looks fucking retarded. What is it, 1978 again?

  2. Jerry Says:

    I knew you still loved her.

  3. JC Says:

    I love her!
    The best one!

  4. Candi Apples Says:

    Sadly,I don’t think that gives you much credit,seeing as Lindsay Lohan will “kick it” with just about anyone…

    But yes,she has nice tits,but mine are better.lol

  5. meltz911 Says:

    Great tits, for a 42 year old mother of three.

  6. tom Says:

    She’s looking more & more like her spent - used Long Island bitch of a mother……I like ther knockers though!

  7. Nick Says:

    She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

  8. mtman Says:

    candi apples if ur r better maybe u should be up there too. (mtmanhess3) yahooooooooooooooooo

  9. Sprmcandy Says:

    Anything over a mouthful is a waste anyway. Lets see yours Candi Apples!

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