Shauna Sand’s Got Some Weird Nipples and Grey Vagina of the Day
I know strippers who have had many back alley implants done because they were affordable and because the girls were more interested in having big fake tits than not getting hepatitis, HIV, or infections from the dirty unsterilized room and over the years, there were only a few accidents, like nipples started to take on a new shape, silicone would leak and turn tits black and one girl even claimed her nipple fell off when she took a shower, which I don’t believe because she smelled like she never showered. But even when that shit was re-applied, it still looked better than whatever the fuck is going on with Shauna Sand’s tit.
I know, like the strippers I knew, her tits were the foundation of her useless career of getting naked as some Playboy Trash, because despite Playboy’s marketing ploy that their girls are classy, they are usually just big blonde gutter sluts livin’ on a trashy dream but it’s pretty clear that her career was one that didn’t pay too much because her tits look a lot like the bad haircut I once got at a Hair Dressing School because I had to clean up for a job interview, but walked away with a patchy mess that made the people hiring me think I was dying of cancer, a fate less painful than whatever Shauna Sand’s pussy died of.
June 9th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
not only are the nipples fucked, but what kind stranged fucked up way to get out of a car. I mean is she playing some cracked out D-list version of car twister…WTF???
June 9th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I’m surprised she didn’t put ‘em to the glass first.
June 9th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
nice moose knuckle
June 9th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
It looks like the nipple’s trying to escape.
June 9th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I love her pussy lips!
April 1st, 2009 at 4:30 pm
I think she had a different kind of ‘wardrobe malfunction’ there; that is more like a fold than a scar… It looks like the double sided tape she used to keep her top in place ended up sticking to itself, causing the freaky fold on the bottom of her nipple.
April 21st, 2009 at 11:03 pm
slip it in and suck on those while driving that car